Title: Ancient tofu
Fandom: Inuyasha
Author: kira
Words: 300
Rating: PG 13
Summary: Jakotsu wakes Bankotsu up in the middle of night …
Warnings: None, except toilet humor and mention of MPREG…
For Hime-sama who brings out the evil booger in me… ;p
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Jakotsu thrashed about in his sleep, waking Bankotsu up when he kicked him.
"Sweetness? HEY!" the fifteen year old yelped as another kick landed dangerously close to his manhood. "Wake up!" He shook his paramour. "Sweetness! Jakotsu!"
The cross-dresser slowly surfaced from his dream. He looked around wildly as he grabbed his stomach. "It hurts!" he cried, his eyes shiny from unshed tears. "I really am a hermadingle! And I'm having an arse-baby!"
"Sssh…Are you starting that shit again? I told you, you can't get with child, so you probably just ate something bad." Bankotsu rolled his eyes as he held his paramour close.
Jakotsu nodded. He swallowed dryly and grimaced as another wave of pain gripped his bowels. "So it was just a dream?" he choked out.
"I guess so… wanna tell me what it was about?"
"Okay… I was dreaming I was with child, and I was having the baby cuz my stomach hurt. It really hurts, Aniki-chan!" He cried out wordlessly in pain.
"Really? It hurts that bad?"
"Yes!" Jakotsu said with gritted teeth as another wave of pain washed over him. He was whimpering into his young lover's chest when he broke wind. "Aaah…."
Bankotsu made a face at the smell. "Feel any better?" he asked dryly.
"Much better…" He also made a face. "Eww… Whatchya eat for dinner, Aniki-chan?"
"Same thing you did… and that stink is yours by the way." Bankotsu laughed.
"Can't be! Mine never smell."
"They do too!"
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
"Will you two shut up in there?" Renkotsu called out. "Some of us want to sleep!"
"He will when he's done having my arse-baby!"
Jakotsu giggled, his eyes shining brightly with amusement. "Yeah!" he moaned dramatically.
"Just go to sleep, please?"
"Okay… we'll be quiet."
"Thanks, Oo-Aniki."
"Don't mention it…"