This Is literally my first attempt at ANY story what-so-ever. At least voluntarily without a prompt that you had to do in school and stuff, you know what I'm talking about? Well anyway, Butters TRYS to teach Kenny DDR, key-word being trys. Anyway enjoy, or not, I think it sucks, but you might not.
WARNING!: gay-love, even though I love it you might not, and I am not responsible for any suicides that come from reading this story.
DISCLAIMER: South Park rules, but it is not mine, even if it was up for grabs I'd have to fight my friends for it, AND THEY BITE!
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"Okay Kenny, when that little arrow on the screen reaches the top and passes through the other arrow, hit the corresponding arrow on the mat, okay?" Its times like this I'm really glad I lost my stutter once I hit puberty, also at that time I realized that I was gay. What made me realize this? Hormones and Kenny, the school whore, hamburgers. It all worked out in the end, we have been dating for the last, month? I think, and now I'm TRYING to teach him DDR, a harder feat then originally assumed I assure you.
"Uhh-huh, what?" I swear he is too cute when he is confused.
"Just watch me, okay?"
"No arguments there."
"Not like that Kenny! Control yourself!"
"Nope, your just too sext for your own good"
sigh he really is a perverted whore
"Try to watch my FEET okay?"
-One annoying high-pitched Japanese song later-
"Now you try" I tell him.
-One annoying high-pitch FAILED Japanese song later-
"It's okay Kenny, you'll get the hang of it"
"This is gay"
"And your not?" He has a BOYFRIEND, how's that not gay?
"What's your point?"
"Never mind" I swear he makes me so exasperated sometimes, but I still love him all the same. "Okay I'll help you, watch my FEET and copy me okay?"
"Yeah sure whatever." As I took each step, while watching Kenny at the same time, don't ask how I did that but I did, I noticed he was actually doing better. Aww, but let's face it, he couldn't get any worse. "Hey Butters?"
"Yeah?"
"You look really sexy right now."
"Uhh-hu- wait, what!?"
Next thing I knew his arms were raped their arms around my upper torso while his mouth traveled up and down my neck.
"KENNY!"
"Mph?" he said while nibbling at my ear, damn him! He knew that was my weak-spot!
"Gah! Never mind, continu-AH! But you will learn this sooner or late-GAH!" I (tried) to say.
"WHOO-HOO!" I swear Kenny, you will be the death of me, wait bad pun.
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So? What did you think? How bad was it? I accept any and all criticism, except gay-bashing, I warned you already and if you didn't like it why'd you read it? So criticism on the WRITING not the pairing. Please? Flame if you want, that's what I love about the computer, I can just not read it, wonderfully handy if you ask me.
-Ima Dork-