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Chris Mclean stood at the edge of Camp Wawanakwa, flashing a distant but popular to the fans smile at the camera before turning back, looking over the water for the contestants on this year's series. He finally spots a large boat speeding along the horizon, which flashed with beautiful colors, and grins at the camera, which zooms in and out for effect.

"And here our contestants finally come! This is Chris Mclean reporting live and I'm here for another season of Total Drama, from popular demand of over-hyper fans," He smirks as the boat becomes slightly bigger. "Mostly for me of course! And this time we have a little surprise for our contestants…" Chris smiles as the first two contestants, Zoey and Heather, jump off the boat, glaring daggers at each other with hate suspected to be going on for times to come.

"You know, this is not worth a million bucks…" Zoey mumbles and walked to the end of the dock, folding her arms over her casual red shirt and jeans.

"Your telling me flower," Heather sniped as she slaps Chris along the head as she walks by, earning a grumbled ow. "Just don't talk to me and maybe I'll actually be able to bare you" Heather smiles evilly and trips Zoey over into the water, feeling a rush of superiority as the girl's screams reach her ears. But what she didn't expect was to have Zoey's hands latched onto her ankle, pulling her into the freezing, and not to mention unforgiving, water below. Chris laughed, then reconstructed himself as he turned back to the camera.

"And here come Geoff and Duncan!" Duncan jumps off first, pocket, pocket knife in hand. Geoff followed without a word, his head down as he shuffled his feet forward. Chis backs up slowly as Duncan advaced on him, but cursed lightly when he bumped into the camera, causing the crew to toppling back a bit.

"Make me mad Mclean, and you'll never see daylight with those pretty little eyes of yours, GOT IT!" The delinquent threatened the host, until Geoff pulled him back. They moved toward the end of the dock, and start whispering to each other, out of the hearing of the microphone.

Chris slowly comes back to his senses, and looked over at the boat, sighing as the contestants didn't bother waiting and swarmed out, sticking near the boats door in anticipation.

"And here are Trent, DJ, Cameron, Bridgette, Lindsay, Beth, Courtney, Lightning, Scott, Alejandro, LeShawna, Harold, Jo, Brick, Izzy, and Owen!" The host yells quickly, and the rest of the contestants pile off the boat, most of them frowning or scowling.

"As you all know, I have a surprise for you guys!" Chris told the group, and his irritation grew when most of the teens just mumbled and turned back to stare at anything else.

"What is it? Poisonous snakes?" Courtney said sarcastically, rolling her eyes as LeShawna glares in her direction. But her eyes widened, along with the other contestants, as another boat pulled up, this one moderately smaller than the one they arrived on, which was now fading back into the distance

"Nope! NEW CONTESTANTS!" Chris yelled happily, throwing his arms into the damp air.

"We're doomed." Trent said, and everyone else nodded, without a word to say.