Random Stories from Outer Space
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the mentioned animes or cartoons or pretty much anything!
Crazy Queen 101: Welcome to the CRAZY ZONE.. Where normal things don't happen very often ( Johnny Bravo) * ridiculous echo *
Yusuke, feeling bored, went over to Keiko's house " Honey! I'm home!" he said, like Ricky Ricardo. " Don't honey me! WHERE are your pay checks Mr. Man?" she asked. "We're not married yet, honey", said an embarrassed Yusuke. He plopped onto the couch and clicked on the tv. " And later in the news, Kurama's Hair Secrets!" said an announcer. "Hey Keiko! Kurama's gonna be on tv!" said Yusuke . At that moment, Hiei came in with Yukina. " Yukina darling", he said " You know all the fun we've been having every night?" "Yes", she said blankly, looking hard at Yusuke " Well, we're related." Yukina cut him off " Of course we are related, Hiei darling, are you losing your mind? Since you have given up your stupid martial arts fighting you have been ever so.preoccupied. We are married! Do you not remember kissing Kurama instead of kissing me? You killed Kuwabara! What is the matter with you? Hiei-chan?" "Well" Hiei said sadly " I miss Kurama, ever since he eloped with Karasu and Toguro. He said it was for the best, and then he said that he would write as much as his free time would permit him to. But since his hair company is doing so well, he does not even visit his mother much less me, now married!" ( AN: Yup.it's incest alright) * gunshots are heard in the distance * "What was that?" asked Yusuke, barely glancing up from the tv. "Who cares?" said Keiko. She went outside and was shot to death because she was in the dimension..
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AUDIENCE: Where normal things don't happen very often (dun, dun, dun)
Cinderella: I WANT MY PEA SOUP!
Snow White: Get it yourself YOU SLEAZY BITCH!
Cinderella: At least I don't freak seven dwarfs at once!
* cat fight !!!!!!!!!!*
LIKE I SAID WE ARE IN CRAZY ZONE, WHERE NORMAL THINGS DON'T HAPPEN VERY OFTEN.
CQ101 ^.~
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the mentioned animes or cartoons or pretty much anything!
Crazy Queen 101: Welcome to the CRAZY ZONE.. Where normal things don't happen very often ( Johnny Bravo) * ridiculous echo *
Yusuke, feeling bored, went over to Keiko's house " Honey! I'm home!" he said, like Ricky Ricardo. " Don't honey me! WHERE are your pay checks Mr. Man?" she asked. "We're not married yet, honey", said an embarrassed Yusuke. He plopped onto the couch and clicked on the tv. " And later in the news, Kurama's Hair Secrets!" said an announcer. "Hey Keiko! Kurama's gonna be on tv!" said Yusuke . At that moment, Hiei came in with Yukina. " Yukina darling", he said " You know all the fun we've been having every night?" "Yes", she said blankly, looking hard at Yusuke " Well, we're related." Yukina cut him off " Of course we are related, Hiei darling, are you losing your mind? Since you have given up your stupid martial arts fighting you have been ever so.preoccupied. We are married! Do you not remember kissing Kurama instead of kissing me? You killed Kuwabara! What is the matter with you? Hiei-chan?" "Well" Hiei said sadly " I miss Kurama, ever since he eloped with Karasu and Toguro. He said it was for the best, and then he said that he would write as much as his free time would permit him to. But since his hair company is doing so well, he does not even visit his mother much less me, now married!" ( AN: Yup.it's incest alright) * gunshots are heard in the distance * "What was that?" asked Yusuke, barely glancing up from the tv. "Who cares?" said Keiko. She went outside and was shot to death because she was in the dimension..
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AUDIENCE: Where normal things don't happen very often (dun, dun, dun)
Cinderella: I WANT MY PEA SOUP!
Snow White: Get it yourself YOU SLEAZY BITCH!
Cinderella: At least I don't freak seven dwarfs at once!
* cat fight !!!!!!!!!!*
LIKE I SAID WE ARE IN CRAZY ZONE, WHERE NORMAL THINGS DON'T HAPPEN VERY OFTEN.
CQ101 ^.~