A/N: This is a request from Stormy Snape. Read and review? Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
Spontaneous
"What are you doing?"
"What does it look like I'm doing?"
"If I knew, would I be asking?"
"I'm spontaneously camping. Honestly, Bells, was it that hard to figure out?"
Bella just stared at her father's lame excuse of a tent and makeshift bonfire in the backyard before popping another goldfish cracker into her mouth and walking silently back into the house.