Morty just walked into the house, coming home from a long day at school.
"MORTY!" Rick yelled, immediately upon Morty's arrival. "You gotta come with me, right now -URP- Morty!"
"Oh man, Rick, I just got home from school, I had a long day."
"And what better way to relax from a long day at stupid, boring school, than to go on a classic Rick and Morty adventure!" Rick exclaimed.
"*Sigh*, where are we going, Rick?" Morty tiredly asked.
"To get mush-URP-rooms, Morty!"
"Mushrooms?" Morty curiously asked.
"Yes, Morty, come with me."
Rick led Morty to the garage.
"You see all that on my workbench?" Rick asked.
"Yeah, it's a bunch of chemicals, like usual, what about it?" Morty asked.
"The mushrooms -URP- Morty! They're for the mushrooms!"
"What are they going to DO?"
"What is what going to do, Morty? The mushrooms or the chemicals? You aren't being specific, Morty." Rick said sarcastically.
"You know what I mean, smartass." Morty replied, annoyed.
"WHOAH! Check that attitude at the door, Morty! I may be the smartass -URP- but you're the dumbass!"
"Just tell me what they're for." Morty replied, still annoyed.
"Ugh." Rick groaned, rolling his eyes. "The chemicals are going to alter the properties of the mushrooms. These are some gre-URP-at mushrooms, but they need some chemical altering to get the right effect."
"So, it's drugs?"
"Come on Mor-URP-ty, these mushrooms grow NATURALLY, just like kalaxian crystals." Rick turned towards the camera. "Just like marijuana grows naturally."
"Well, but, you're also adding chemicals to them." Morty argued back.
"But I'm a GENIUS -URP- Morty, so you KNOW, or at least you SHOULD KNOW, that it's safe."
"Just like how it was safe when you used chemicals to turn everyone in our home dimension into Cronenbergs?"
"Morty -URP-, I told you we could only move dimensions three or four times, tops. You think I'm going to be careless enough to risk fucking up another dimension?" Rick shot back. "I mean sure, there are infinite realities, but only a few of them are similiar to ours, and I'm sure you don't want to have to try to get used to a reality that's entirely, or even moderately different than what you're used to, right Morty?"
"Yeah..."
"Neither do I, so you can trust that I checked my math multiple more -URP- times, Morty."
"OK, so where are we going to get these mushrooms?"
"That's the spirit, Morty! A spirit for adventure, it's about ti-URP-me you show some spirit for adventure!"
Rick pulled out his portal gun and shot a portal into the floor.
"So where are we going?"
"You'll see, let it be a surprise, Morty."
"OK..."
"Now it's time for a classic Rick -URP- and Morty adventure! WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" Rick yelled enthusiastically.
"LET'S-A-URP-GO!" Rick said before jumping into the portal, Morty jumping in after him.
The portal closed, with our heroes now in the next world...