The story about the ugliest Bloatfly of them all, it's a fairytale that the fall-out land should have but doesn't.
There was once an ugly Bloatfly and all the other Bloatflys called him ugly Bloatfly which in my opinion fits perfectly!
Ugly Bloatfly one day had enough of it and challenged the leader Bloatfly (who had a long white beard and was very wise) that he could take down the whole of Megaton.
The leader Bloatfly was intrigued by the ugly Bloatflys wish for death but accepted the challenge.
"Buzz buzz buzzzz buzz," the ugly Bloatfly told the leader which translates into if I succeed, the village has to stop disrespecting me! – A little Naruto reference there
The leader Bloatfly agreed and the ugly Bloatfly went off to Megaton. When he arrived a man named Jericho came up to the ugly Bloatfly and shot him in the face.
Three weeks past and the ugly Bloatfly had not returned. Nobody cared of course it's just that he's the main character so we have to be nice about his death.
However the Bloatflys got restless as there was no one to tease. So the leader Bloatfly came up with a genius idea! They would create a new ugly Bloatfly by throwing a normal Bloatfly in poo!
The idea worked and everyone was happy again, however he was not known as the ugly Bloatfly but instead the smelly Bloatfly! And so the ugly Bloatfly was all but forgotten.
THE END.