DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto. This fanfiction was made for the enjoyment of the readers.
Flamers welcome but I do appriciate it if you would give me advice instead of telling me how bad this really is.
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Chapter 1: Naruto's an idiot
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-Yawn-
I hate mornings. I hate mornings. I HATE mornings!!!
Naruto got up grugily as he rememberd today was the cornination at the academy. Now, when I say remembered, I mean he remembered to mark today as 'special'. (He doesn't have that good of a brain...)
He ran to the bathroom in his PJ's and was trying to put his headband on.
"Ugh! It wont go!!!"
" Maybe your heads to big!" Said a familiar voice.
Naruto whirled around and looked outside the bathroom door. At first he didn't see anything but then the friendly dog lover came into view, sitting on the window.
"Kiba! You almost gave me a heart atta-"
"Do you want to be late? Hurry up!"
Naruto thought about this for a minute, then decided to jump out the window with his friend.
"So, today I was thinking. Maybe I can impress the ladies with my ... Machoness!!" He showed his "muscles".
"Naruto, I think you have a better chance of becoming Hokage." They were walking to the academy as they spoke. Today was such a special day!
"Really? You think so?!?!" They were opening the door and were about to begin their new lives. This was going to be the best day of Naruto's life.
"Yeah," Kiba rolled his eyes. "Right after you give up rame- Why didn't you change out of your pajama's?
Naruto looked down at himself.
'Oh no!' He thought.
Naruto shot like a bullet into the boys' bathroom, slammed one of the stall doors closed behind him, and tried to think of a plan.
Too bad his brain didn't work well unless the subject was ramen.
'What to do? What to do? Grrrr! Stop thinking of ramen! What am I going to do? I look good in the Hokage outfit. Gah!! Don't have mental pictures! Oh man, this is bad! I can't go out there!
Naruto peeked through the stall door and realized. He really COULDN'T go out there. All he did was watch in shock.
There, looking in the mirror, was Ino, Katrina, Morgan, and Rachel putting on their favorite shade of Pink Shimmer lipgloss.
Today was so not going to be the best day of his life.
So there's chapter one! I know it's short and that it's all about Naruto but we will get into better things.
This WILL get better, as long as I don't get writers block. If you guys have any ideas please tell me. Also if I made any mistakes please let me know so I can fix them. THANKS!!!
R&R
- ShinoAndMe