AN: I don't own.
FOOLS!
Did you actually think I was going to let that snotty human back into my bath house? She may have taken care of No-Face, but she's the one who let him in here! And she gave stinking Haku his name back! Clearly I do not love and adore her as you people say, and I would never let her come back and destroy anything else.
I do not appreciate being thrown around in my own bath house, liking and adoring people whom I obviously hate. That includes the dragon. I would never let him back here.
AND ON ANOTHER NOTE,
Leave my beautiful baby alone.
-fumes-
I swear on my bath house that if you do anything more to Boh, I will have your face ripped off and thrown in the skewer! Or maybe I will just turn you into a pig with Sen. You obviously have enough meat to feed half the bath house, do you not?
And for your information, you filthy rats, Haku no longer works for me. Nor does he own the bath house. I would never let such an insolent little boy take care of something like that. He'd have it filled with dirty little humans in no time, and everyone would be slacking!
Now get out of my bath house before I turn you into bacon and feed you to the customers!
Hmm... do you think that would save money?
- Yubaba