Introductory Rant

(Note: You do /not/ have to read this; you may skip on to the next chapter-the real story.)

This story is highly AU! If you do not like Alternate Universe based stories for Naruto, then you're reading the wrong damn work. The base is, of course, from none other than Misashi Kishimoto, so don't think I'm trying to steal his work and claim it as my own.

I'm merely going to be one hell of a writer and change up a lot of things within his universe and boggle your mind with this tale! Understand that you cannot correct me on the character's personalities because they will be of my own doing; if they're something that you're not used to, you'll have to just stop reading it then. I'm going to make so many damned characters go OOC that you'll have to sit through and listen; I'll be as descriptive as possible. I'll provide as much visual of the characters' appearances, their personalities, and their families (or clans).

There will be new additions to this world and some things that won't exist (the same bijuu from the original manga/anime-as you could tell from the description). The ninja world will welcome in some new nations, new abilities, new clans and new stories.

Those of you who are still with me, after that little bit of an informative rant, I hope you enjoy!