This is a spinoff of Lily Allen's Hard Out Here. If you haven't heard the song, here's the link: /watch?v=E0CazRHB0so
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I suppose I should tell you, what this witch is thinkin',
You'll find me in the library not in the kitchen,
I won't be bragging 'bout my wand, or talking 'bout my chains,
Don't need to shake my arse for you cause I've got a brain!
The Daily Prophet accuses me, they call me a slut,
But when boys be talking 'bout their witches no-one's making a fuss,
There's a glass ceiling to break,
Uh huh there's money to make,
And now it's time to speed it up 'cause I can't move in this place!
(Chorus)
Sometimes it's hard to find the words to say,
I'll go ahead and say them anyway,
Forget your balls and grow a pair of tits,
It's hard, it's hard, it's hard out here for a witch!
It's hard for a witch (for a witch) for a witch,
It's hard, it's hard out here for a witch,
It's hard for a witch (for a witch) for a witch,
It's hard, it's hard out here...
If you're not a size 6, then you're not good lookin',
Well you better be a pure blood or be real good at potions,
You should probably lose some weight, 'cause we can't see your bones,
You should probably fix that hair or you'll end up on your own,
Don't you want to have a wizard that objectifies you,
Call me a mudblood and I'll crack your head in two,
We've never had it so good,
Uh huh we're out of the woods,
And if you can't detect the sarcasm you're misunderstood!
(Chorus)
A witch, a witch, a witch, witch witch x4
Inequality promises that it's here to stay,
Trust Draco to see it stays that way,
Inequality promises that it's here to stay,
Trust Draco to see that it stays that way
(Chorus x2)
Witch