Hello once again! This is the sequel to Fellowship of the Pen so if ya haven't read it yet, do it now.

Now, what randomness can you expect from this fic? Well, just read and find out! New replacements I need to mention are:

Eomer- Marth

Gollum- Neko (oc)

And that's it! The rest you'll have to figure out yourselves! So, you know the drill…

Read and Enjoy!

They were running from an armada of penguins. Quickly they crossed the bridge till one remained.

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS! JUDGEMENT!"

And with that he was gone. They continued outside to safety but instead encountered more penguins. Soon they were overwhelmed. Thick ropes wrapped about him as he fell. Struggling, he looked up into the face of his captor.

"Just one of many tricks this old man can teach you."

He leaned in closer…

"AAAAAhhhhhhh!"

Cloud woke with a start. Wiping the sweat from his brow he looked around. They were still in those accursed mountains. Riku was snoring next to him. Giving him a push, he woke up. Sort of…

"Five more minutes…" he rolled over.

Cloud sighed. "Blizzard!"

"Aahhh! What the hell was that for?-!"

"You wouldn't get up." he said simply.

"Oh…"

Sighing they got up and headed off. Five minutes later they stopped.

"Hey, Cloud?"

"Yeah?"

"We're going in circles."

"Yep."

"'rrr' This sucks! Where's Leggy when you need him?"

"Hey Riku-"

"I mean, the only thing he was good for was directions!"

"Riku-"

"And Link! Talk about Anger Management! He seriously needs help!"

"RIKU!"

"WHAT?-!"

"Do you smell something?"

"Huh?" He stopped and sniffed. A hint of roses hit his nose. It was kind'a nice. "Yeah, what is it?"

"I don't know but I smelt the same thing in Moria…"

"You don't think-"

"I don't know… Lets wait till dark."

So till dark, wait they did. They made camp and pretended to sleep. Soon the scent of roses came about them. Above them came crawling the form of a human or cat… Slowly it crept toward them…

"What's this, precious? Two bishies lost in mountains? Have It maybe they do, precious… Yesss… It they must have-It I must have. Its ours!"

It leapt at Cloud and Riku who dodged and got ready to battle. As the moon came out, they saw what they were up against. They paled. Standing before them was a Fan-girl. She was short and had long brown hair; she was cosplaying as a neko. She looked at Cloud then Riku.

There was a pause.

"RIIKUU!" She charged him.

Not knowing what to do, he fell victim to her glompings.

"Cloud, help!"

He just stood there. "She went for him and not me… Curse you Dumbledore!"

"Cloud!"

"Just hit her, stupid!" he said in a rage.

"But she's a girl!"

"Riku! Such a gentleman!" She punched him. "Give me the precious!"

"Ow!" he punched her back and she fell off. He stood up panting. "What are we supposed to do?"

The Fan-girl charged Cloud next. He stopped her with one hand. "I don't know… Tie her up?"

She stopped. "Oh yes! Tie me up, Precious!"

"Ugh!" he let go.

"CLOUD!" She glomped him. "Give me my precious!"

"Get off!" he yelled. "Riku, do something!"

"Just hit her, stupid!" he mocked.

"That's it!" With one good punch, he knocked her unconscious.

They took a moment to catch their breathe.

"Well, what now?" asked Cloud.

"Well, we cant just leave her here…" -such a gentleman-

"Why not?"

Riku glared at him. "Maybe she knows how to get out of these mountains?"

"I doubt it."

"But she did manage to follow us all the way here so… Why not?"

Cloud looked at him. "She's not coming!"

"I say she is!"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"YES"

"FINE! But when she tries to do something to you in your sleep, don't come crying to me!"

So they set a watch and fell asleep. The Fan-girl already dreaming about bishies.

Meanwhile

-cue dramatic music-

Link, Legolas, and Pikachu were in hot pursuit of Sesshomaru. They had been traveling for quite some time now but traversing a huge world map on foot takes foh-eh-vah!

"Hey, Legolas… How far is it to this Isen place anyway?" asked Link.

"We cant go there yet…"

"Pika?"

"First we have to go to Edoras where we meet up with the king. After that, there's a huge battle. THEN we go to Isengard." he finished.

"Talk about a detour…" he said dryly.

They ran for another scene or two until they were cut off by a large group of cavalry.

"Halt! What business does an elf a pokemon and a-" He paused and looked at Link. He shifted slightly then smirked. "Im sorry, what does two elves and a pokemon have in the Riddermark?"

Link was about to kill him when he suddenly recognized his voice. "Marth?"

The man named 'Marth' took off his helm and looked down at him. "Fancy meeting you here, Link."

"Pika? You know him?"

"Unfortunately… What are you doing here?-!" demanded Link.

"What have I always done? Im stealing your girlfriend, of course."

"Hey! You leave her alone!"

Marth got off his horse to face him. "You gunna make me, elf boy?"

Before WWIII could begin, Legolas changed the subject. "Marth, have you seen a demon with long silver hair come by?"

He glanced at him. "Yeah… The bloody cur wiped out half my Rohirrim. Said he was heading to Isengard. We tried to stop him but he headed for Fangorn…"

"So he really is going to Isengard…" he paused and turned to Link. "We should head to Fangorn."

"Fangorn? I thought we were headed for Edoras?"

"Yes, but there's a chance we could catch up to Sesshomaru. I'd rather catch him before he destroys Isengard, if we can."

"Alright! Let's go catch ourselves a Sesshy!" cheered Pikachu.

Marth sighed and got back on his horse. "Fine, if you wish to finish this, I'll be in Edoras. I'll give your regards to your- sorry- my girlfriend." He then proceeded to gallop away.

"That bastard! Get back here!"

"Link, stop! I don't know what kind of history you two have but right now we have to stop Sesshomaru, ok?"

Link glared at him. "He knows where Zelda is! I have to follow him!"

"Pika? Who's Zelda?"

"It doesn't matter. Right now we have to go to Fangorn. Link, please…"

"Sorry Legolas, but Zelda's in danger." With that he turned and headed for Edoras.

"He sure is dedicated, isn't he?" asked Pikachu.

"Yes, but that could lead to problems…"

"Pika?"

"Im just worried that straying from the main story could lead to further complications…"

So Legolas and co. headed to Edoras, skipping yet another scene!

And there you have it! The first chap! I only intro'd 2 new c's but the others are in the next chap! Also, this fic is more like the book but all that means is its got an extra chap at the end. Which is a good thing!

I don't know how long this one will be -cuz its in parts- but I'll try to make it longer than the first. But Im not making any promises!

Anyway…thanx for sticking w/ this!

Till next chap!