"Are you sure you'll be alright?"

"A, I've been doing this for 2 years now; I'll be fine."

"I know, I know it's just if something happened to you, Bee would never forgive me." Large thumbs twiddled in front of a broad, over muscled chest.

Petite hands rested on the giant muscles of A's forearm. "Tell Bee I said bye, okay?" Purple eyes twinkled before turning emotionless as a dark skinned girl slapped on her poker face. Grabbing her katana, the cream-white haired girl left the Rikage's office.

"Be safe, Kuria…" the Rikage sighed.

….

Red eyes bore into the empty forest before them, as their owner kept running at a steady pace.

"Itachi can we take a break now, I need a snack." A rough voice wined behind the Uchiha.

"We need to be in the hidden mist to meet the others by dawn." The red eyed man looked out the corner of his eye at his teammate.

"Fine…" Kisame shifted his pack on his left shoulder to his right as he felt Samehada squirm lightly.

"Itachi…"

"Hn."

The two S-class criminals stopped in the high branches of the trees and quickly disguise themselves as they waited for the person to emerge.

Kisame sucked in a gulp of air when a dark skinned Kunoichi with cream-white short hair walked on the forest floor underneath them. Itachi's eyes swirled as they went into their Mangekyou state. He gave a tight nod to his blue partner then jumped into the path of the startled Kunoichi.

Before she could grip her sword handle she looked into the blazing red of the Sharingan. Kuria started to sway, a painful throbbing was taking action in her head; her vision blurry. She was on the verge of passing out. Kuria could feel the sweat dripping off her face, she couldn't move her arms and her legs were about to give way.

"Kisame, grab her." The Uchiha said before turning his back to her. She felt someone slide large arms under her knees and shoulders. Her blurry eyes strained to fix on a blue blur above her.

"Heh, what a doll face she is Itachi…" A deep voice rumbled, making the chest she was pressed against vibrate. For some reason Kuria felt it… comforting. Kuria's body fell limp and her world grew dark as the Akatsuki duo continued their journey to the land of waves.

Electric purple eyes opened slowly, adjusting to the darkness of the room. Tapping into her chakra she felt that it had been drained dangerously low. Then she heard it. The sound of bed sheets.

"So you're up…" A deep, rough voice ground out from the other side of the room.

Focusing her vision, Kuria could see a large, bulky shadow on the corner of the bed; with its back faced to her. Panicked, she struggled to release her tied arms. She let out an ear piercing scream when she felt electricity surge through her body.

"Don't even try; I've tied you with chakra suppressing rope. It's useless." The dark figure stood from the large bed. The tall, broad frame turned to face her. Beady yellow eyes boring into her purple ones.

She bent her head to look at her bare feet, and that's when she noticed what she was wearing. Changed from her kunoichi kimono and thigh-high boots, Kuria was now wearing a skin tight black tang top with her tight kunoichi shorts.

"I've stripped you of all your weapons and such and I had our kunoichi dress you, so don't worry." The grim voice chuckled as the figure was now standing above her. He did something next that completely shocked her. He gently hoisted her up and steadied her on her feet. She had to crank her neck up to see him grinning down at her.

"W-what time of day is it?" she croaked, throat sand dry.

"About dawn, come on time for breakfast." The blue man opened the door, the light in the hall flooding in making Kuria squint. "try anything you die." Kisame softly bit as he exited his room. He closed the door behind her and started down the long hallway. When they reached the stair case, Luria noticed that there were two. One going up, one down.

"You'll be going up there after you eat." He said plainly as he descended the stairs. The stair case led right into a large kitchen through an open door way Kuria could see a big couch and a T.V.

"Hey fish face where's your fucking sex toy?"

Kuria heard someone yell from her post behind the blue Akatsuki. She blushed deeply at "Sex Toy" and shrunk behind him even more.

"Shut up you damn zombie." Kisame grunted as he sat a pokerfaced Kuria at the table. "Where's Itachi?"

"Oh that fucking emo dib-shit? He's taking care of his own sex toy remember?"

Suddenly a loud crash was heard as a blur of white and black came from the stairs. A girl dressed like Kuria with long, white hair and purple tinted white eyes, did a series if hand signs before slamming her hands on the floor.

"Ninja-art: Tundra Covering!" the kunoichi yelled just as the Uchiha came down the stairs, shirtless. Everyone and everything in the room was frozen solid except for Kuria.

"Come on, we have little time!" she pulled her out of the frozen chair and started to search for the exit.

"Where do you think you're going?" a voice came from behind the two kunoichi.

"Shit!" the white haired girl froze as she looked into the red pools of the Sharingan. She grew drowsy and soon she fell face first onto the ice floor, which was now melting.

"Kisame, deal with your own captive." The Uchiha mumbled as he picked up the girl bridal style and headed back to his room.

"Hn. The prick." Kisame came over and towered over the cloud nin. "So do you want to eat or not?"

…..

"Arigato…"

It was a faint whisper, but Kisame's animal like ears picked up on it loud and clear. He turned his head in her direction with a piece of bacon stuck out his mouth. He looked around to make sure no one was around and he gave her a tight nod and a wink. Kuria's cheeks marked with a faint pink before she pushed her plate to the center of the table.

"Say kunoichi, what's your name?" Kisame wrapped the chakra suppressors around each or her wrist before putting their plates away.

"Kuria…" Kuria tensed when his jaw tightened.

"You're the bounty hunter from the cloud, correct?"

Kuria stared at his well defined abdomen through his mesh shirt. She shook her head and gave him a quiet "Hai".

"Heh, come with me little kunoichi." He wrapped his long muscular am around her small shoulders. They headed up the stairs and up the 2nd flight silently. There were only two doors on this floor. At the end of the hall Kisame knocked on the door patiently.

"You may enter." A female voice came from the other side.

Kisame opened the door and gently pushed Kuria in.

"So his is Kuria, the bounty hunter of the cloud. The girl who has captured and gotten rewarded for 40 captures in one year." A deep mysterious voice came from a shadow at a desk. A woman in the Akatsuki cloak with blue hair and amber eyes stood next to it.

"Yes, Leader-sama." She said as she scanned the kunoichi up and down.

The leader looked down at some papers and then at Kisame. They exchanged nods and then he looked into Kuria's emotionless purple orbs. "In the bingo books you are listed as a very powerful kunoichi and very skillful with a sword. You could be of use to us. Now you have two choices. You can join us or die. Simple." His emotionless voice said as if he was stating that the sky was blue.

"I would rather die!" She shouted, thrashing at the desk only to be electrocuted.

"Kisame, like Itachi, you have a month. Do what you must. When Kisame is on missions, Deidara will look after you. Until you decide to become a member you stick with Kisame at all times. Kisame you are to train her since you both are swordsmen. Now, I expect no trouble. Find Konan for any of your… "needs". You are dismissed." The leader flicked his fingers as Kisame pushed her out without debate.

"Looks like you're stuck with me, huh little kunoichi?" the shark-nin chuckled as he stomped down the stairs. "Just let me grab Samehada and we can go train." He turned right and entered the 5th room on the lift. He grabbed his giant sword and lightly pressed it on Kuria's shoulder. Kuria felt the little chakra she had gained drain away as the scales underneath the wrappings wiggled. "He loves your chakra…" Kisame smirked as they walked down the last set of stairs.

"Well, I'm glad." Kuria rolled her eyes.

They made their way into the kitchen and Kuria caught a glimpse of blonde and black hair before Kisame disappeared into a second doorway. They traveled down a long hallway until Kisame opened the door the the left. It was a big room with weapons lined up against the wall. "This is the indoor training room. Now which do you wish to do first: taijutsu or swords training?" he put his sword on his shoulder.

"Taijutsu." Even if he was incredibly larger than her she was sure she could at least injure him. Then she could make her escape.

He nudged her into the room and sealed the door with a chakra seal. She cursed inwardly as he turned to face her when he put down his sword. He got into a fighting stance and smirked at her.

"Come at me little kunoichi."

On that note Kuria charged and set a round house kick to his head. He caught her leg and sent a fist to her face. She had to use both hands to stop his fist. She used it as a base and flipped over him and hung her knees on his shoulders. She gripped the back of his knees and pushed the hardest she could, until she felt him start to fall. On his trip to the ground Kisame flipped over and landed on top of her. Noticing that he was on top of the frail girl, Kisame eased himself up and sat open legged on the floor. Then he felt it. It was soft and squishy, yet nice and firm at the same time. He squeezed it. He looked over to see what he was grabbing and his eyes widened. It was her high, perky butt. She quickly got up and struck him across the face.

Suddenly realizing what she just did and who she just slapped, her eyes widened dramatically and she dashed for the door. She was about to push it open when it opened itself and she crashed against something hard.

"Whoa there kunoichi! I know I'm sexy and all, but let's wait till we get to know each other more, un."

Kuria felt something slimy on her forearm. She lifted her throbbing head off of a chest to look at her left arm to see a hand on it. The hand moved away slightly and she saw a pink tongue wiggle at her, flicking spit on her face.

Screaming, Kuria jumped off the body in a flash. "All you Akatsuki are fucking freaks! Oh Kami, kill me now!" Kuria panicked and raced down the hall and out of sight.

"Damnit Deidara, don't let her get away!" Kisame threw the door off its hinges as he chased after her.

….

"Why won't you eat?"

"I do not trust you Akatsuki."

"Hn." Itachi took his empty dinner plate and placed it in the sink. He sat in the chair next to the white haired kunoichi. He took some food in the chopsticks and held it up to her mouth. "Eat."

The kunoichi stuck up her chin and turned in her chair away from the Uchiha. "I rather starve to death."

Itachi gave a rough sigh. "Kunoichi, I don't wish to use my Sharingan on such immature things. Now eat."

Not wishing to go under the Sharingan for the third time, Kareta turned to face Itachi and allowed him to feed her.

"Why are you keeping me and that other girl here?" Kareta's voice shook and tears prickled her eyes.

"You two are very strong kunoichi and we need your skills."

A sound of wood breaking was heard down the hall as the dark sinned kunoichi raced through the kitchen. She looked around quickly before dashing up the stairs. A door slammed shut and Hidan's started yelling as Kisame came through the kitchen like a blue tornado.

"Kisame, what's going on?" Itachi glared at his partner for ruining his conversation.

"We didn't even finish one round!" he yelled and dashed up the stairs.

Kareta stared after him with a blush on her cheeks. "T-they didn't even finish one round?"

…..

Kisame had to admit, the kunoichi was fast. He tore down the hall and into the kitchen where he saw Itachi talking to his trainee.

"Kisame, what's going on?" Itachi glared at him. Kisame suppressed the urge to roll his eyes, as he started for the stairs. "We didn't even finish one round!" he yelled. He ran down the hallway until he came across Hidan's door. He banged on it loudly. "Hidan, hand her over!"

"First off Fish-out-of-fucking-water, she came in my room and is backed into the corner of my fucking wall by her own fucking free will. Second Fuck-face, she told me not to let you in my fucking room. And fucking, god damn third, I'm trying to send a damn prayer to my shit hole of a damn God. So fuck off!" Hidan yelled through the door. Kisame heard faint giggles and then sobs from the door.

"God damnit, Hidan! I need her! Now give her to me!" Kisame yelled at the door.

"For shit's sake Kisame, I don't care if you need your smokin' hot sex toy to satisfy you're your fucking pee-wee boner. I'll bring your fucking sex toy to your room when she's fucking ready! Got that you fucking walking Sushi Bar?" Hidan yelled as he threw something at the door, making Kuria laugh again.

"Fuck!" Kisame ran a giant hand through his gravity defying hair as he stomped back to his room and slammed the door shut.

"Is he gone?"

"Yes, I'm sure the fucking bastards gone." Hidan walked over to where she was in the corner. He extended his hand and helped her to her feet with an eye roll.

"Is it okay if, I, uh take a nap… in here?" the cream haired girl looked at her toes.

"Sure, just don't drool on my damn pillows." Hidan took out a sharpening stone and all his weapons and sat on the floor.

Four hours had past and it was after 12, the kunoichi was still fast asleep. Not wanting any rumors about him around the base, Hidan carefully picked up the sleeping girl and brought her to Kisame's closed door. "Hey! Hey fish face!" Hidan yelled in a whisper. No answer. "Look here you fucking shit face, I have your sex toy now come and get her before I wake her up!" the Jashinist softly bit.

Kisame's door swung open and he stood there with his arms out stretched. Hidan dumped her in his arms and walked away as Kisame closed the door with his foot. He gently laid her down on the right side of his large bed and tucked her in. He quickly snuck in on the left side and stayed on the edge. His blue eye lids lowered slightly as he looked at the door to his closet.

"This next month is going to be hell…"


Ah yes the begining of a new story! This story and 3 other's that I have are going to be on the side stories. Meaning, when I have a writers block on My main stories(A wizardz tale, and Shadows of the fan) I'll update either of the four (Shark Fisher, Fukkatsu no Hana: revived Flower, Fire and Ice, and Sharingans are red and my hair is blue... so what?) stories! I hope you enjoy and don't hate me because of my updating pace! REVIEW! :D