The Toon Manor RV sputtered a bit on the road and stopped next to the Gravity Falls water tower.
Ray came out of the RV and popped the hood before inspecting the oil stick.
"Oil pressure perfectly normal." said Ray.
He looked at the battery.
"Battery's doing very good." said Ray.
He looked at some more stuff.
"Alright, the engine's very bad. But I can fix that bad boy up in two hours." said Ray.
He then sighed.
"Better tell everyone." said Ray.
He walked back into the RV and told the entire Sonic Underground everything.
Sonic went werehog and walked out of the RV.
"Ben, help out." said Sonic.
He went to the front as Ben walked out of the RV and turned on his Omnitrix.
"Come on Diamondhead." said Ben.
He slammed down on the omnitrix and turned into The Worst.
Sonic is mad.
"Seriously?" said Sonic.
"What, I can't control what this thing gives me." said The Worst.
Sonic streached out a hand and punched the omnitrix, turning The Worst into Rath.
Rath said something in Spanish and punched Sonic sending him in a lake.
Sonic got out of the lake.
"Let me tell you something Sonic the Hedgehog, nobody punches the Omnitrix but Rath." said Sonic, "That's original."
Later; the two managed to get the RV to the Mystery Shack, and everyone in the band save for Randy got out.
Howard turned to Randy.
"You ain't coming out?" said Howard.
"The last time I showed up here, I was lassoed up onto a tree." said Randy.
Sonic scoffed and went back to normal.
"Dude, I'm pretty sure that only happened once. It can't happen again." said Sonic.
Randy stepped out of the RV and instantly stepped on a lasso trap and was sent dangling on a tree.
The teenage ninja groaned.
"SERIOUSLY!?" yelled Randy.
Everyone looked up.
"Look at it this way; at least it can't get any worse." said Kai.
However; Wendy showed up and cut the rope, causing Randy to fall on the ground.
Everyone turned to Kai.
The omnitrix started beeping before turning Rath back to Ben.
"Nice, very nice." said Ben.
Randy groaned and got up.
"Why do you keep doing this to me Wendy? Everyone now knows that I'm the Norrisville Ninja." said Randy.
Wendy laughed.
"I keep forgetting about that." said Wendy.
Ray turned to Howard and saw him on the road.
"You might want to get off the road." said Ray.
Howard became confused.
"Why?" said Howard.
Suddenly; a tour bus drove over Howard, crushing him.
The door opened up and steps fell on Howard, crushing him some more.
A kid named Dipper Pines, his twin sister Mabel Pines, their uncles Stan and Ford Pines, and a pig named Waddles came off the bus, crushing Howard some more.
The bus then drove off, crushing Howard once more.
"That's why." said Ray.
"Got it." said Howard.
Sonic turned to Stan.
"Well your a sight for sore eyes." said Sonic.
"I'd say the same for you." said Stan.
Sonic then looked at Ford and became confused.
"I'm his brother." said Ford.
"Reasonable." said Sonic.
Stan then thought of something.
"Wait, why're you here?" said Stan.
"We're performing here in Gravity Falls." said Ben.
Dipper became confused.
"Where at?" said Dipper.
"The stage next to this shack." said Trent.
Everyone turned and saw a stage that was being built by Soos.
"Never thought building one of these would be tiring." said Soos.
Ray noticed the toolbox next to Soos and approached him.
"Can I borrow those tools for a couple of hours? I need to repair the RV's engines." said Ray.
Soos shook his head.
"Sorry Limbless Dude but I should do it." said Soos.
"Alright." said Ray.
He walked off.
Wendy approached him and started inspecting the limbless hero.
"No arms, legs, or neck." Wendy said as she opened his mouth and looked inside, "Yet still seems to have internal organs."
She then closed Ray's mouth.
"The good thing about not having any limbs is that I can't get a yeast infection." said Ray.
Wendy laughed.
"Obviously." said Wendy.
"So how much have you heard of me?" said Ray.
Wendy pulled out her smart phone and pulled up Ray's Facebook page.
"So much." said Wendy.
Ray looked at his own Facebook page.
"Created by five fairies centuries ago, slept for a hundred years, in a relationship, likes World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy Explorers, and Weird Al Yankovic music." said Ray, "Yeah that's all true."
Ford is confused.
"What's all of that?" said Ford.
"Some game people play on their computers with Internet connection, a Nintendo 3DS game much like World of Warcraft but different, and a musician who makes parodies of other peoples songs." said Dipper.
Ray pulled out his accordion.
"Check this out." said Ray.
He started playing the accordion.
"Huh, nothing I've ever heard." said Ford.
"You should hear him on his other instrument called a Disk Jockey table." said Sonic.
Ford smiled.
"As long as he plays very good, I'll be happy." said Ford.
Later; Ray was playing the Fifth Symphony on his DJ table with lots of wacky sounds, much to Stan and Ford's disturbance.
"I'm not happy, are you happy bro?" said Stan.
"Not happy." said Ford.
Ray looked at the two elders.
"Come on it's not that bad." said Ray.
"Yes it is." said Mayor Tyler from far away.
"Old people, they wouldn't know good tunes if it bit them on the butt." said Howard, "Now if I were president, I would make sure everyone listened to rock and rap music only."
"Check out these recording's I got from my disk jockey recorders." said Ray.
He pushed the play button on a recorder.
"Hi, I'm Howard Weinerman, and I..."The recorder said before changing it's voice, "Pooped my own pants."
Everyone but Howard started laughing.
Howard became mad.
"Hey, I've never done that." said Howard.
Ray rewound the recorder and played it again.
"Hi, I'm Howard Weinerman, and I..." The recorder said before Ray pushed the play button on another recorder before it finished in Howard's voice, "Pooped my own pants."
Howard groaned.
"Okay fine, I did that once, but it was in the 5th grade." said Howard.
Ray pushed the play button on a recorder.
"No, it was in the eighth grade. Also, I've been a bed wetter till I was 14 years old." Howard's voice said from the recorder.
Everyone laughs.
Howard groaned.
"I'm a remarkable person." said Howard.
"Yeah right." said Trent.
Penny started to look through a TV Guide.
"Hey, The Ellen DeGeneres Show is starting in fifteen minutes." said Penny.
"Now that's a remarkable person. Loved her in Finding Nemo and Finding Dory." said Sonic.
"Agreed." said Mabel.
Everyone nodded.
Wendy tried to touch the disk jockey table, but her hand was smacked by Ray.
"Sorry, only I can touch Kevin." said Ray.
Wendy became shocked.
"You named your table?" said Wendy.
"Yep." said Ray.
"Steve Harvey was unavailable?" said Ben.
Kai giggled.
Ray pulled out an Auto tuned microphone and set it to Steve Harvey.
"And be sued by the real deal?" said Ray.
"It was only a suggestion. I could have suggested myself." said Ben.
Ray set the microphone to Ben Tennyson.
"My name is Benjamin Kirby Tennyson, and I stole a watch with tons of alien DNA meant for my grandfather." said Ray.
Kai looked at Ben
"Is that true?' she asked.
"By accident." said Ben.
Ray turned off the auto tune microphone.
"And you sure took advantage of the bad case of mistaken identity." Ray said before walking into the mystery shack.
Ben groaned.
"I was identified as his grandson." said Ben.
Later; nighttime has fallen and an explosion sound was heard before a flashlight light was seen and a scream.
"KEVIN!" yelled the voice.
It turned out that Ray was looking at his disk jockey table which was destroyed.
"Somebody murdered Kevin." Ray said, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
Ray continued on to the morning as Sonic was watching in a brown bathrobe while drinking a cup of coffee.
He pulled out a stop watch and looked at how long Ray was crying.
"8.4 hours? That's a new record." said Sonic.