So this being my first fanfic ever, I really wanted to do a light, fun multi-chap with a fluffy BB ending. I will try and update regularly. Please read and give me some feed back, I am going to need some help!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything

Parker looked out of the window in his room. A red car, a blue car, a mother and her son. There had recently been a heat wave in D.C. so even though it was in the middle of winter; it was at least 90o F. All he wanted right now was to get some strawberry ice cream to cool him down. Or anything, in fact to cool him down. Parker was sweaty and bored, not a fun combination. It was Friday afternoon and he had just gotten back from school and he already missed his friends! Most of them went home to swim or to their grandparent's house to swim. Yes! Parker realized something better than a large heaping bowl of strawberry ice cream: swimming! And not just any swimming, swimming with Dr. Bones and his dad at her Olympic size pool with a diving board, although that was not going to happen anytime soon. His dad was dating his new girlfriend. The blonde girl. The one that looked just like his mom. Couldn't his dad just date Bones already? I mean they were clearly in love with each other. He remembered something Ms. Angela said, "They're pretty much undressing each other with their eyes." Parker knew that that was totally impossible, but that quote seemed to fit perfectly with his train of thought. Yup, Angela was right. Daddy really needed to get sexed up.

"Parker! Your dad's going to have you for the weekend!" Rebecca called

"What about his new girlfriend? I thought I'm not allowed to go when she's around?" Parker said as he flopped his way to the kitchen to do his homework with his mom.

"Your dad told me she went on a trip or something."

Good. Perfect. He missed his dad. Ever since "Hannah" had been around he had only seen his dad once in three whole months! And if his girlfriend wasn't around he would have his dad and Dr. Bones all to himself.

"We're here Seeley!" Yelled Rebecca as she led a still sleepy, pajama clad Parker through the door of his dad's apartment.

"Hi Becca, thanks for letting me have him."

"Sure, no problem, take good care of him."

"Will do."

They say the same thing every time they drop me off!

Parker was tired. After he finished his homework, his mom pulled him onto the couch and forced him to watch some chick flick with him about a matchmaker best friend that reminded him of Ms. Angela. That's when he thought of a master plan. He hated his dad's new girlfriend who "loved" his dad who secretly loved Dr. Bones and Dr. Bones loved Daddy. Parker loved Dr. Bones too. And her pool. That's when the light bulb went off in his head. If he could get Dad to sex up Dr. Bones or Dr. Bones to tell his dad she was all lovey dovey for him, he could maybe, just maybe, have Dr. Bones as his stepmom. Then, he decided that getting Daddy to sex up Dr. Bones would be the way easier option. But then, he would have to get rid of Daddy's new girlfriend. Even though he hated Hannah, Parker new cheating on someone was a very bad thing; especially when sexing up was involved. How would he do this? Guilt trip, some trickery, and a little thing called cuteness.

As Parker walked into his dad's home, he realized how different it had become. It wasn't a cool bachelor's pad anymore. It smelt like girl. The fridge was filled with pastries from Starbucks and not its usual Thai food leftovers and the bathroom smelt like roses, not its usual deliciously manly smell. His dad had even purchased new sheets!

Parker couldn't stand the look of this place and all he wanted to do was to go back home and play with his Xbox. Then he remembered his mission: Get Dr. Bones to love Dad. The mission was for the better of everyone! Well, feeling this disgusting, Parker thought that he might as well watch some cartoons on Disney channel. Turning on the TV Parker let his thoughts drift away.

Mission step one: Break Daddy and Hannah up without breaking Daddy's heart.

As Booth watched his growing son peak around the house and finally settle on the couch, he noticed something different about his behavior. Parker seemed pre-occupied with his thoughts. It was then that Booth also noticed how awkward this silence was getting. Booth decided to maybe get Parker some breakfast, turn off the TV and have a man to man conversation with him. Good idea.

"Parker, do you want some chocolate milk."

"Daddy, I hate your new girlfriend"

What? That was not even an answer. Okay, man to man talk.

"Why Parker? What do you mean?"

Parker went back to watching TV without saying anything. By the way things were going, this was going to be a very awkward weekend.

Booth dropped Parker off at Brennan's house because he had to deal with some 'pressing FBI business.'

Yeah right, Daddy probably just wanted to pick Hannah up from the airport, warn her about me hating her, and then sex her up when she got mad. Whatever.

Parker sprinted through the doorway and jumped into Brennan's arms.

"Wow Parker, you are getting very heavy. Most likely because you are at the beginning stages of adolescence, at time in which puberty will begin and you will soon reach your full adult size."

"Gross Dr. Bones!"

"No, it is just a natural part of life. You should be looking forward, soon you will be a big, tough man instead of a little ticklish boy!" said Brennan as she began to tickle the little curly ball of energy.

"No…ahhh….I….am…haa…not….a…ticklish…..hahaaa…" Said Parker in between gasps for air.

So there they lay, on the hemp carpet having a tickle fight until Parker fell asleep on Brennan's stomach, only to wake up half an hour later on her guest room bed.

Parker woke up in a confused frenzy.

Where am I? What happened to ?

After a while, he clued in and went to find Brennan lying on her bed typing madly into the laptop at her side.

"Hey Bones, can we go swimming?"

How was it? Help me out here! Constructive criticism is ALWAYS welcome. I promise to update soon!