Jimmy: What goes on?
Cast: *Mumbles*
Johnny: Just sitting here.
Jimmy: You guys wanna play truth or dare?
Whatername: I love that game!
EG: I hate it. It's so dirty.
Whatsername: Boo you whore.
Jimmy: We playing?
Heather: Yes!
Jimmy: *Sits* Okay, Johnny Boy, truth or dare?
Johnny: Truth.
Jimmy: Wow. You're boring. Okay, truth. Name all the people you've slept with.
Johnny: You, Whatsername and Heather.
Will: You what!
Heather: That's supposed to be a secret!
Jimmy: Anyways...Your turn.
Johnny: Tunny, truth or dare?
Tunny: I guess I'll do a dare.
Johnny: I dare you to play the rest of the game with pants off!
Tunny: *Takes off pants*
Jimmy: You animal! You're so creative!
Johnny: Thanks.
Jimmy: *Facepalms*
Tunny: Heather, truth or dare?
Heather: Truth.
Tunny: Is the baby really Will's?
Heather: Um... I don't know.
Will: And you tell me that now?
Heather: Jimmy, truth or dare?
Jimmy: Dare.
Heather: I dare you to kiss Johnny.
Jimmy: So creative. *Kisses Johnny* Let me show you how it's done people. Extraordinary Girl, truth or dare?
EG: Dare.
Jimmy: I dare you to make out with Will.
EG: Do I have to?
Jimmy: It's a dare!
EG: Fine. *Makes out with Will*
Will: *Flustered*
EG: Will, truth or dare?
Will: Truth.
EG: What's the baby's gender?
Will:...
EG: Uh, okay. Your turn.
Will: Jimmy, truth or dare.
Jimmy: Dare.
Will: I dare you to drink a whole bottle of vodka.
*** 10 Minutes Later ***
Jimmy: Dare.
Whatsername: Seven minutes in heaven with me.
Jimmy: *Slurs* Surreeee, Babyy.
*** 7 Minutes Later ***
Jimmy: *tries to fix messed up hair* Woo!
Whatsername: Wow. Jimmy your turn.
Jimmy: Tunny.
Tunny: Dare.
Jimmy: Take your pants off! *Giggles*
Tunny: They already are...
Jimmy: Hahaha. You're funny. Take shots with me!
Tunny and Jimmy: *Take shots*
*** 30 Minutes Later ***
EG: Why is your hair on fire, Johnny?
Johnny: *Making out with Jimmy* Shut your face. I'm busy.
Tunny: Don't you dare talk to my mother like that!
Jimmy: Boo fucking hoo. Go die in a hole asshat.
Whatsername: *Only one not drunk* Oh this is a good time.
Theo: Hey Saint!
Jimmy: Get out of my beer.
Theo:...
Johnny: Ignore him. *Continues making out*
Theo: I brought you a present Saint!
Jimmy: It better be some heroin.
Theo: Even better. In here guys!
*Green Day enters*
Mike: What the hell's going on here?
Whatsername: Truth or dare.
Tre: Cool. *Takes beer out of Jimmy's hand*
Jimmy: GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING BEER!
Tre: *Drinks it*
Billie: So this is what goes on when you aren't performing?
Whatsername: Yep. Pretty much. But it's weird because Theo actually used the door for once.
Billie: Theo, get out.
Theo: Okay. *Leaves*
Mike: Man, this story is getting long. Fanfiction writers don't know when a story's getting rambly.
Billie: I know right. They control us too much.
Adie21: I'll show you control! *Types*
Billie: Adie make out with me. WAIT NO! I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
Adie21: Of course I'll make out with you.
Mike: This is getting weird.
Tre: *Piggy backing on Will*
Adie21: I won't make you suffer Billie.
Billie: Thanks. I love you Adie! You wrote that! Stop fucking putting words in my mouth!
Adie21: Fine I'll end the story.
Jimmy: *Wakes up in Johnny's arms* That was the weirdest dream ever. I gotta lay off the Chinese food and beer. Well, the Chinese food, not the beer. *Opens a beer*