I was bored, and inspired by a crack pairing my friend and I made at Otafest. It was AxelSelphie. All cause Roxas left poor Axel for Reno. Rated for sexual themes. :]
Disclaimer: I don't own it.
When The Beat Gets You
When the beat gets you moving, you just go with the rhythm. Nothing stops you until the music stops and the crowd clears out. Most of the time you'll find yourself in a drunken haze not thinking about whom it is you are dancing with and most definitely what's uncomfortable down there.
Once upon a time, I was one of those party-goers. Girls, guys, anyone was fair game. I was known as the make out bandit in the hottest clubs in the heart of Twilight Town. I also had a fake. But no one checked for the son of Margit and Jens Hanson. No, never. They wanted me as their costumer. It didn't matter to them that I was under-aged. Hell, majority of these kids were. It's not like I were a kid to take a fight out on the streets.
Okay maybe I would on the occasion, but that's not my point, got it memorized?
She was a kid in my fifth period English class. Kind, sweet and very feisty. That's how I like 'em. Now that makes me sound like some kind of creeper. But we all know I'm not. Maybe not Sora, but that's his problem.
So the cutie with really flippy hair asked me to go to the club with her. You know, with her with her. I said sure. I wasn't the kind of guy to let this opportunity pass. Hell, everyone knew Selphie loved partying. I was finally going to get lucky.
Not that I never did, it's just I am very picky about who I let into my pants, got it memorized?
Maybe it was the tequila shots talking. Or it was we were both bored. But after a few hours, I found myself pushed onto the toilet in my private bathroom across the hall from where Reno was sound asleep. She giggled as she tugged down my pants and boxers.
Her tongue can work miracles. I swear. But probably not as good as Roxas.
The End
Roxas, Roxas, they won't leave me alone again! You should watch Demyx Time and Sora Show on youtube. They are geniuses. Oh, and keep an eye out for The Selphie Project brought to you buy yours truly.
- Self Pity Party