This is my first story. YAY!

Unfortunately, I don't own Cortez or Gorillaz, or any other band that matters to me.

As the band members in Kong slept, a large black bird flew through the night clouds. He was searching for something. What he was looking for, was another raven. But not just any raven . The master raven. The bird who knew who would die. This bird held secrets about everyone at Kong, and everyone in England.

(INTURRUPTER: If you think this is kind of suckish, then tell me what you'd recommend for my next story!)

Cortez searched for hours, because it was dark. 3 hours after he started, he found it. It turns out that the master raven was standing by the Pazuzu statue.

"Who have you come to learn about, Corbeau petite?" the Raven said with a dark tone.

"My master, and his so-called friends, the purple haired one, the bald one, and the tall one with blue hair." Cortez said curiously.

"Ah, yes. Murdoc, he's not healthy looking, because he smokes and drinks, a lot, but he'll be just fine."

"And Noodle, the young Japanese girl, she won't die for a long time. Long, long time."

"Russel, the chubby one, he'll be Ok, if he loses about, 50 pounds… "

"Lastly the blue haired singer, 2D. Hmm, he doesn't look good, at all really. Get him help, immediately, or else he won't make it through the day."

As he spoke, the sun rose, and the spiritual bird faded into a blue-black mist. Cortez flew silently away, back to his owner's Winnebago. As he flew, he thought that he should tell someone, even though he knew Murdoc would not listen. He didn't care about 2D, though he should've. Deep down, Cortez slightly cared for him, so he had to help.

"CAW! CAW CAW!" Cortez called. It was 6 o clock now, so someone was bound to be up. He had to warn Noodle and Russel that 2D was in grave danger!

See? My first story! No Flamers! Please be nice if you comment! More chapters coming up real soon! Really, really soon!