Disclaimer: I do not own anything Harry Potter, I am not Jk rowling, and I do not make money from this.
A/N: Inspired by the The "Things I am not Allowed to do at Hogwarts" Challenge from Sharlmalfoy. Mostly random silly stuff from no one in particular.
At Hogwarts, I Shall Not...
...Poke Hufflepuffs With Spoons.
Same old boring Monday.
Sitting here at the Ravenclaw table.
Staring at the same old breakfasts.
Honestly, you would think the house-elf's could get a little creative once in a while.
Sigh.
Has anyone ever noticed that the Hufflepuff's got stuck with gawdy colors. I mean come on. Silver and green for Slytherins, at least that makes for a drop dead sexy set of dress robes. Blue and gold for Ravenclaw. Blue looks good on everyone. At least in that shade. Gryffindor got red and yellow, a bit halloweenish for me, but not half bad if tailored correctly.
And that leaves Hufflepuffs. Black and yellow. Hufflepuffs. That could be a new cereal. Hmm... I wonder.
He turned around and poked his friend, who was unfortunate enough to land in Hufflepuff, for the third time with his spoon out of sheer laziness to lean the extra few inches to physically poke him himself.
He turned and sighed in that annoyed manner. "What?"
"So, how come Hufflepuff's sound like a cereal and got landed with tacky colors making them resemble a bumble be?"
Later in the infirmary…
Ow!
Not to self. Poking a Hufflepuff with a spoon and then commenting they look like a bumblebee is not a good idea, and results in a black eye.