At Kain's Dark Palace
Kain awoke in his throne room only to see Raz and Dumar sprawled across the floor, apparently still in their booze-induced sleep.
It'd been one killer keger they had had for Kain's birthday, with most the alcohol in Nosgoth being drank that night, not to mention that they had treated Kain to a day of pure adulterated blood lust, giving him enough pot to subdue The Mother Alien (from alien vs. predator) and setting him lose on a small village just over from the pillars and last but not least painting a large "ONLY FAGS WEAR WINGS FEATHERED" on Janos's domicile, placing a large bag of dog shit on his porch and watching him stamp it out with his bare foot.
Yes he hadn't had a birthday like it in years but, it was the day after, and damn did his head feel like a Sarafan Barbarian was axing the inside of his skull.
"Raz, Raz u awake?" Kain managed to whisper holding his head
"WHAT, WHAT THE HELL WHO-WHAT-WHERE!" Raz screamed in holusion from being woken during a pot induced dream and the horrid sight of Kain this early in the…err… Midnight.
"Fuck man keep it down," Kain hissed through clenched teeth as grabbed the 'Winged Vampire' by the throat choking off any further sound.
"I'm sowy" Raz said in a pitiful child like voice through his soon-to-be crushed esophagus, trying to coax the green skinned ruler to place him back on his feet, and Kain too worried about his own head, dropped him back to the floor and hissed
"Not one sound or I might be forced to do something u don't want"
"Oh yeah like what" the first born taunted
"I dunno, ummm rip out your wings… or something like that!" Raziel grabbed his wing and gave the puppy dog look, "bu…bu…but I l-l-l-love m-my wings, you're a big meanie!"
"Your right, but a meanie who can grab you without using his hands and disassemble you with a single thought" he said flashing his jagged teeth at Raz making him flinch slightly.
"Ok I get it your err busy, I'll wake Dumar and the rest and we'll go home eh?"
"Good idea!" Kain shouted back at him as he walked off to the bathroom for an aspirin.
Kain had opened and taken 2 aspirin before Raz had even left the throne room, and 5 before he had left the place, Kain still groggy from last night decided to go and make some breakfast. Kain's idea of making breakfast, was luring a peasant into the darkness of an alley way, talking to them about his life, and drawing the blood from their limp rag-doll bodies after he had them immobilized with his TK. It was more fun to know them intimately before drinking their blood; it was more sadistic and way more fulfilling that way.
"Hey bud, got the time?"
"Huh, who's that?"
"I asked a question, it's polite to answer you now, or didn't mommy ever teach you manners" Kain smiled as his eyes lit crimson and blue with an eternal passion, characteristic with his nightly feedings.
"SIT!" Kain roared demonically
"Uhhh… err… ahhhhhhh…. help me somebody please help me!"
"Friend please your fate is sealed, but I'd like too tell u a little story do you want to hear it?" Kain whispered into his ear.
10 Minutes later….
"And that was my third girlfriend, now my forth was a real doozy she used to do this thing with he-"
"Damnit just kill me already, come' ere give me a knife I'll do it my self, jeeze for a vampire you a pussy dude" the random peasant said
"Hey Fuck You, you don't now me, here" Kain exclaimed grabbing him by the top of his head and base of his shoulder
"Fina-freaking-ley god damned" the peasant sigh as he relaxed to make the release from Kain's speech to his death as quick as possible
"Hey God has nothing to do with this" Kain moaned after the first drops of blood entered his mouth filling him with ecstasy, and relieving him of his hang-over