(A;N) Okay, so I was gonna hold this until The Boy, the Girl, and the Biker, but I just couldn't wait! I idea for this was inspired by How to Live With the Sevilles, written by KiBoy, and What Happens When?, written by The Simonette254. Both of these are great stories written by great authors and I highly recommend them. Anyway on with the show. Wait, there is one thing I have to do first:
Disclaimer: AATC belongs to Ross Bagdasarian, Ki and Lucas belong to KiBoy, Julia belongs to Soccer. Freak. 67, Alixe and Larry belong to H. , and Luke belongs to EpicGameLord.
Chapter 1: A root beer worthy welcome
Rule No.1: If you break into Matt's root beer cellar, and he doesn't get mad, then you must be someone really special…
Matt: Be advised that there is a reason why I made this the number one rule.
Everyone: Why?
Matt: Because even Ki knows this from experience…
Ki: *rubs neck from the memory* I never saw a chipmunk defend something with that much dedication…
Everyone: *O-O*
Rule No.2: If you have a problem with somebody, call the Task Force Seville…
Ki&Lucas&David: *polishing and sharpening their respective swords*
Theodore: *walks in crying*
Eleanor: THEO! What happened?
Theodore: Ryan. Again…
Eleanor: *eyes fill with anger* THAT'S IT! Ki, Lucas, David…
Task Force Seville: *salutes* We're on it! *marches out of the house*
30 minutes later…
Ryan: *dangling from a butcher's hook, sliced open, several burn marks, broken bones, and his heart completely removed*
David: I think our work here is done…
Rule No.3: Never bet with the following: Lucas, Alvin, Alex, David, and Matt… mostly Matt.
Lucas&David&Matt: *playing a poker game*
Julia: *walks in* Ooooh, a battle of the gamblers. So who's winning?
Guys: *point at Matt*
Julia: *raises an eyebrow* Hm?
Lucas: *groans* He's been taking our money for the past hour and a half.
David: Alex and Alvin had to quit because they ran out of money!
Julia: *O-O*
Rule No.4: If you here 'weird noises', DO NOT DISTURB!
Matt: *shudders*
Alvin: What's wrong with you?
Matt: This rule brings back bad memories…
Makayla&David: *blush*
Alvin: *O-O*
Rule No.5: Don't call David 'Davey Boy' … unless you are Makayla.
Alex: Even I'm not allowed to call him that…
Rule No.6: Don't call Matt 'Mattie' … this one includes everybody.
Matt: What can I say? I hate being called Mattie.
David: Hmm… hey MATTIE!
Matt: DIE IN PAIN DAVID!
Rule No.7: The gamers of the house are not to be interrupted when in their respective trances…
Matt&Alvin&Luke&Lucas&Toby: *staring at their screens, unblinking*
Alixe: They get really grouchy when they're interrupted.
Brittany: I still have some bruises from Alvin and Luke.
Rule No.8: If you call Matt, David, and Alex by their callsigns, they will feel like soldiers again…
Ki: *sighs* That was a great day when I did that. They were pretty much under my command for an entire week…
Rule No.9: It's not a wise thing to call Makayla 'Missy' …
David&Brittany: Even we aren't allowed to call her that…
Simon: We were too late for Dave…
Jeanette: He will be missed…
Rule No.10: Don't say that Theodore and Eleanor's cooking is bad.
Larry: Because it's not!
Lucas: They're the best cooks in the house!
Ki: Although, that time when Dave left me, Matt, and David here alone, Matt was the cook, and he made these kick-ass steaks.
Matt: Thank you Ki…
David: What do you put in them?
Matt: It's a Morgan family recipe so I'm not telling.
Rule No.11: Matt has snake genes…
Luke: Hey Matt, did you know that your ancestors were snakes?
Matt: *spits out his drink* WHAT?!
Luke: Hey, it's the truth…
Rule No.12: Limp Bizkit is banned… I mean it's not banned. It's awesome. Really, really awesome…
David: *sheathes his Cavalry Sabre* That's what I thought…
Rule No.13: It's a bad idea to try to fight David.
Alvin: My paw was broken for God knows how long…
Matt: Enough said…
Rule No.14: Don't touch Ki or Lucas' katanas or David's cavalry sabre.
Toby: Why not touch David's sabre? I can Ki and Lucas' point, but David?
David: Want to see what happened to the last person who touched it?
Toby: What?
David: *throws a bloody human hand at Toby*
Toby AHH! POINT TAKEN!
Rule No.15: No fights. This goes for Matt and Alvin.
Matt: He came at me first. Self defense, man!
Dave: Okay, I'll take your plea this time…
Rule No.16: There are a lot of things you don't know about Brittany that involves Matt…
Eleanor: Like what?
Brittany: *looks at Matt* Certain 'magazines'…
Eleanor: *O-O*
Rule No.17: Matt's threats can be a little graphic…
Matt: AALLVVIINN!
Alvin: *runs in with a bottle of root beer*
Matt: *tackles Alvin to the floor and takes the root beer bottle* Alvin, this is your ONLY warning, if you EVER do that again, I swear to God, I will rip off your balls, and I WILL SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS!
Ki: Violent much?
Matt: YES! *walks away*
Rule No.18: Don't have a bet that includes Matt aiming at something. You will ALWAYS lose…
Matt: Like that one time I won a pool game with just one turn? What a fun day that was…
Rule No.19: The Red Ring of Death is a gamer's worst nightmare.
Toby: *wakes up and screams, waking up everybody*
Matt: Toby, what the hell is wrong with you?
Toby: I saw the Red Ring of Death in my dream…
Matt: … get a life Toby!
Everyone: *goes back to sleep*
Rule No.20: Matt often insults Alvin…
Matt: Wait… they're saying that David won?
Alvin: That's what they said.
Matt: Alvin, it's time we had a talk about They, they're a creepy, creepy group, and they're always talking, listen, you can hear them. They're saying, they're saying that I've lost it. They're saying they've seen enough. They're saying Matt sucks. They're saying it's David's time, THEY'RE SAYING THAT YOU HAVE NAKED PICTURES OF KI ON YOUR WEBSITE!
Alvin: *shakes his head*
Matt: I know. I know. And that last part is completely true… you sick, sick freak!
(A;N) Once again, I was gonna wait until after The Boy, the Girl, and the Biker was done, but I was just too excited to wait. And if you want to see your OC in the story, please send the following information:
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