Adrian Monkey was not happy.
He had been in the middle of apprehending a criminal when the guy suddenly attacked him. He got a good hit at Adrian's face and chest before the other cops could react and pull him off. Adrian was rushed to the ER where surgery was immediately done. Countless hours later, he awoke to find himself in a hospital bed with his assistant, Sharona Lemming, staring at him.
He blinked as he took in his surroundings. "I'm in the hospital?"
"Yes, Adrian. You got mauled by a bear, remember?" She told him. In turn, he stared down at his body to examine his wounds. There, of course, was gauze and the such on all of them, but the particular thing was that only half of the places with the bandages on them hurt. He smiled, "They're even! They're symmetrical!"
Sharona nodded. "I knew you would like it."
Changing topics, he inquired, "What happened about James Bear? Did they get him?"
"Yeah, all thanks to you, Adrian."
He smiled and leaned back in the bed, resting his head on the pillow. He was thinking about the case when suddenly Sharona hopped off her chair and glanced at her watch. "Oh my God, Adrian! I can't believe I forgot! I have to go jump off the cliff right now, bye!"
Watching the lemming leave, he whimpered, "Where am I going to find another assistant?"