When an Ed Snaps and Pays Back
-Note: This is my second story but this is my first 'non-script' story, so if there is anything I can improve on, please tell me. Thank you!
-I tried to make the characters as close to their actual personalities as possible, (Except for Double D, and you will find out why soon enough.)
-Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. They belong to AKA Cartoon.
(This is my first 'Ed Edd n Eddy' fan-fic.)
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Ok, before we go on with the tale, here's a refresher on one of the three Eds. Lets refresh our memory about… Double D. From what we know, he is the smartest of the Eds, and of the Cul-de-sac. He's also one of the most polite people around, but he is often shoved aside by his two other friends, Ed and Eddy. It seemed like that he was never appreciated anywhere, even when he was trying to be polite to friends and enemies alike. It seemed like he was holding in all his frustration from all the failing scams and humiliation he was experiencing with his two friends. He constantly put up with Ed's stupidity and Eddy's nagging from seasons 1-4… but a question is slowly coming around after all this time…
…Will Double D lose it?
Well, it's your lucky day because you get to hear how it happened.
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It was another wonderful day in Peach Creek, and most of the kids were having fun playing in the summer sun…
…But notice I didn't say "ALL the kids."
That was because the three Eds were having a miserable time. They came back from another failed scam, (they were beat up and mangled by the way) and Eddy wasn't happy at all.
Who did they rip off this time? Eddy wanted someone to blame. Eddy spoke up with anger towards Double D.
"Nice one sock-head! It was YOUR fault that you messed up the scam!"
"B-But Eddy…" Double D was starting to worry when he says this.
"-BUT NOTHING! It was the greatest scam in the world, and you had to ruin it!"
It was then when a joyful Ed came into the scene, oblivious to the arguing between his two friends. To top it off, he was just being his same old dimwitted self. He gives them both a big stupid happy grin.
"YEAH! WAY TO LOSE DOUBLE D!" Ed gave Double D a hearty, but painful slap on the back. Double D practically falls over due to the intense hit on his spine. After all, he's not exactly the strongest person around.
Too bad for Double D, Eddy was still fuming at him with his absurd rant.
"…If it weren't for you, we would be SWIMMING in jawbreakers and cash…"
Double D tried to put his beanie hat over his ears to try to drown out the screams Eddy was rocketing into his ears, but it didn't help too much. All the noise was clogging in his skull, and everything being yelled to him slowly became muddled and mixed up in his head. He started to sweat and started to sulk a little but did Eddy care? Not really.
But then, something out of the ordinary happened. Within the confines of Double D's brain, his mind was in the middle of a mental breakdown. For once, this was way too much stress for the poor little guy to handle. And at that moment… his brain gave off a small detonation, 'cartoon-antic style.'
Eddy didn't notice this event because he was still yapping away with his blind anger. But then Ed stopped him.
"Ed! What did you do that for?"
"Shhhhh… I think the yeast is finally rising Eddy!"
"…Shut up Ed…"
When Eddy looked over and saw Double D, he noticed that his friend had a nasty twitch in his eye. He also noticed that his fingers were twitching too.
"What's with you, sock-head?" Ed walked up to Double D with the same stupid grin he had before.
"Double D, my friend you shall be!"
Double D did something totally out of character at that moment. He took Ed by the neck and started to strangle him like Homer usually does to Bart in "The Simpsons" for no apparent reason.
"Hey Ed… remember when you ruined my ant farm in season 2?"
"Yes I will!"
"Here's your punishment!"
Double D started to spin Ed around very rapidly. Even in this situation, Ed was still as happy as a clam.
"YAY! I have all the fun!"
Then Double D threw him a large distance. Ed only had one thing to say when he was sailing through the air at a time like this…
"Hinkyyyyy dinkyyyy parlez-vousssss!"
Ed fell to the ground with a big thump. "Ow…my leg… ow…my spatula…"
Eddy at the meantime watches this event in stricken horror. He knew that this was completely out of the ordinary.
Then Double D looked over to him with a maniacal look on his face. He started to freak Eddy out.
"Now... what should I do to you, Eddy?"
"Run Ed! Double D's gone MAD!" Eddy starts to back away slowly like if Double D was a dangerous snake trying to bite and poison him.
"Aw… he's twitching again, the little dickens."
Ed and Eddy quickly ran out of sight before Double D could get hold of them. He became extremely angry because of this.
"Eddy…I will have my vengeance upon you, even if I have to tear apart the whole Cul-de-sac to find you…you'll see…"
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(Blink) …Yep. He officially lost it.
I wonder what's going to happen next.
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…To be continued in chapter two…
I know this is a really strange story so far, but hopefully it will get a lot funnier as the chapters come up later on.
Please review. Thanks for reading!