So I got really bored and started playing around with the idea of Roy and Riza using his office for sex… then I came up with this idea. I'll tell you now, it's not what you think. I really think it's good, but that's not exactly up to me, is it? Review please. I really enjoy constructive criticism. (I feel that I suck at writing and everything to do with it, so please, make any mistakes known to me. XD)
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Creak, creak.
Havoc paused on his way down the hall. That sounded like it was coming from Colonel Mustang's office…
He walked over to the door.
"Sir, I don't want that in there!" Creak.
"But, Lieutenant! That's where it goes!" Creak.
"Well….move it! I don't want it in there! Now take it out!" Creak.
'What the hell are those two doing?' thought Havoc. 'It doesn't sound like work…'
"Hawkeye, it's meant go in there. Where else am I supposed to put it?" Creak.
"Take it out of there. Now." Creak.
At that moment, Falman walked by. "Hey, Havoc. Whatcha doing?"
"Take a listen…"
"Listen to me, Hawkeye. If it's not in there, you'll trip over it." Creak.
"Sounds like someone's full of himself," Falman mumbled.
Havoc scoffed. "You're telling me."
Creak. "Don't be so ridiculous, sir. No one's going to trip over it. And even if they got close to doing so, it's not that big anyway. Most likely they won't even notice it."
"Burn," said Havoc and Falman.
Mustang sighed. "What are you talking about?! Of course it's bug. Look at it! It's huge. Possibly one of the largest I've ever seen."
"He really is full of himself…" mumbled Falman.
"You can say that all you want, sir, but it's not staying in there." Creak.
"Will you stop moving it around? Look at it. It seems like it's ready to break!" Thunk.
"Stop acting like such a baby about it. Believe it or not, but this thing is sturdier than you seem to think."
The two men outside snickered. It seemed as though whatever was going on inside the office was getting intense.
"Ah! Roy! Stop it!" Creak, creak.
"No, it belongs in there!"
"I'm taking it out," said Riza. "I'm done; Don't you dare even think of putting it back." Creak.
"Fine, but-" Thump.
"Ouch…"
"Riza, I told you someone would get hurt. You should really listen to me when I tell you to leave things alone."
"Shut up."
"Let me help you up... There we go. Ready to go to lunch? Hey…Don't forget to-"
"Yes, I know, sir."
Havoc and Falman stopped laughing to themselves and stood up.
Too late. The door opened and Roy and Riza stood there. "What are you two doing here?"
"N-nothing sir!" Havoc said. "But what were you doing?"
"Trying to prove to Lieutenant Hawkeye that you should always push in your chair or someone could get really hurt," Roy smirked. "Isn't that right, Lieutenant?"
She grimaced. "Yes, Colonel…Can we just go to lunch?"
"Sure thing. See you two later."
The couple walked off, and the remaining men looked in the office. There stood a chair, larger than any chair they've ever seen before and it was tipped over.
"Hm, I guess they weren't lying. I mean look at it- It's HUGE!" Falman said, scratching his head.
"Yeah, guess so…but does she really need a chair that big?" Havoc replied.
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