Asuka: Hello everyone, and Merry Christmas! This is a Holiday Special! Who's anime realm wants to sing? Well Inuyasha's as you can see! Enjoy, and Happy Readings!
Kagome: Okay you guys! Are you ready?
Inuyasha: Why are we doing this again?
Kagome: It's Christmas! Why wouldn't you want to do it?
Inuyasha: 'Cuz it's stupid!
Kagome: No it isn't!
Inuyasha: Yes it is!
Kagome: No it isn't!
Inuyasha: Yes it is!
Kagome: No it isn't! Now SIT!
*BAM*
Rin: What are we going to sing, kagome-san?
Kagome: We're going to sing 'The Twelve Days of Christmas'!
Sesshomaru: If I am going to be forced to sing, at least pick a song that has so much...distasteful things.
Kagome: *Puts fists on hips, and pouts* What's so distasteful about the song?
Sesshomaru: It is so...lovey dovey, and most likely made by a love stricken woman.
Koga: I've gotta agree with sesshomaru there. It's just not for us warriors to sing such a...lovey dovey song. Even when we're being forced to.
Inuyasha: Hate to say it -not-, but I will have to agree.
Kagome: *Turns to rest of group* What do you guys think?
Miroku: I don't mind either way.
Sango: I would have loved to sing it as a chorus.
Shippo: I wanted to sing it too.
Rin: Why don't we make our own version of 'The Twelve Days of Christmas'?
*Silence of Realization*
Kagome: Rin! You're a genius!
Sango: But it will take awhile to make lyrics.
Koga: We'll just make it up as we go!
Sesshomaru: Okay then...On the-
Inuyasha: First day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Sesshomaru: A dead inuyasha! *Tries to kill him for stealing his line, but fails*
Chorus: On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Rin: Two baby puppies!
Sesshomaru: And a dead inuyasha.
Chorus: On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Shippo: Three candy rings!
Rin: Two baby puppies!
Sesshomaru: And a dead inuyasha!
Chorus: On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Miroku: Four young ladies! *SMACK! Miroku's face had a bloody red handprint on his right cheek. His nose was bleeding, his lip was busted, and he was missing two front teeth. Everyone sweat drops*
Shippo: Three candy rings!
Rin: Two baby puppies!
Sesshomaru: And a dead inuyasha!
Chorus: On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Sango: Five dead young ladies! *Glares at miroku who hid behind the inu brothers.*
Miroku: *Gulps* Four young ladies…
Shippo: *Sighs and shakes head.* Three candy rings.
Rin: Two baby puppies!
Sesshomaru: And a dead inuyasha!
Chorus: On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Inuyasha: Six jewel shards!
Sango: Five dead young ladies!
Miroku: Four young ladies!
Shippo: Three candy rings!
Rin: Two baby puppies!
Sesshomaru: And a dead inuyasha!
Chorus: On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Kagome: Seven bottles of shampoo!
*Everyone stares at her*
Kagome: What? I ran out. *Everyone sighs.*
Inuyasha: Six jewel shards!
Sango: Five dead young ladies!
Miroku: Four young ladies!
Shippo: Three candy rings!
Rin: Two baby puppies!
Sesshomaru: And a dead inuyasha!
Chorus: On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Koga: Eight wolf pups! *Kisses kagome hand, who sweat drops and laughs nervously.*
Kagome: Seven bottles of shampoo! *Takes hand away*
Inuyasha: Six jewel shards!
Sango: Five dead young ladies!
Miroku: Four young ladies!
Shippo: Three candy rings!
Rin: Two baby puppies!
Sesshomaru: And a dead inuyasha!
Chorus: On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Kohaku: Nine new weapons!
Koga: Eight wolf pups!
Kagome: Seven bottles of shampoo!
Inuyasha: Six jewel shards!
Sango: Five dead young ladies!
Miroku: Four young ladies!
Shippo: Three candy rings!
Rin: Two baby puppies!
Sesshomaru: And a dead inuyasha!
Chorus: On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Myoga: Ten packages of blood!
Kohaku: Nine new weapons!
Koga: Eight wolf pups!
Kagome: Seven bottles of shampoo!
Inuyasha: Six jewel shards!
Sango: Five dead young ladies!
Miroku: Four young ladies!
Shippo: Three candy rings!
Rin: Two baby puppies!
Sesshomaru: And a dead inuyasha!
Chorus: On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Kanna: Eleven new mirrors!
Kagome: Kanna!?
Inuyasha: Where did you come from!?
Kagura: I'm here too.
Rin: The more the merrier! Let's continue!
*Everyone shrugs*
Myoga: Ten packages of blood!
Kohaku: Nine new weapons!
Koga: Eight wolf pups!
Kagome: Seven bottles of shampoo!
Inuyasha: Six jewel shards!
Sango: Five dead young ladies!
Miroku: Four young ladies!
Shippo: Three candy rings!
Rin: Two baby puppies!
Sesshomaru: And a dead inuyasha!
Chorus: On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Kagura: Twelve years of freedom!
Kanna: Eleven new mirrors!
Myoga: Ten packages of blood!
Kohaku: Nine new weapons!
Koga: Eight wolf pups!
Kagome: Seven bottles of shampoo!
Inuyasha: Six jewel shards!
Sango: Five dead young ladies!
Miroku: Four young ladies!
Shippo: Three candy rings!
Rin: Two baby puppies!
Sesshomaru: And a dead inuyasha!
Chorus: And a dead inuyasha!
Rin: Merry Christmas, and have a Happy New Years!
Asuka: Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! And have a happy-go-lucky New Years! Ja'nea!