Orochi Bash!
Panda-chan: "Yes! All of the Warriors Orochi characters are in my grasp!"
-Spots Masamune-
Panda-chan: "INCLUDING THIS CUTIE!" –Glomps him-
Masamune: "Get off of me…NOW!"
Panda-chan: "He's even meaner in person, tehehe!"
-Wall bursts, Ginchiyo and her super strength barges in-
Ginchiyo: "What the hell is this place?"
Panda-chan: "My house…you sure made a good "Kool-Aid Man" entrance there…"
Ginchiyo: "What are you talking about?"
Cao Pi: "Why did you summon us here?"
Panda-chan: "Cuz I love you all!" –Glances at Dong Zhuo- "EXCEPT YOU!"
Dong Zhuo: "Damn."
Panda-chan: "Masamune, it's an honor to meet you…tehehe…" –Strokes Masamune's arm-
Masamune: "Don't touch me, woman!"
Magoichi: "Hey now, be respectful to the ladies…like this…" –Magoichi walks up to Zhen Ji- "How are you doing in that fragile figure?"
-Zhen Ji kicks him in the place where the sun doesn't shine, Magoichi wobbles back-
Masamune: "Nice strategy…"
Magoichi: "Shut up…"
Xiao Qiao: "So…uh…what are we supposed to do?"
Panda-chan: "Anything random, that's all…"
Oichi: "OMG, SPIDERRRRRR!"
Panda-chan: "Where? Where? Where?"
Nagamasa: "On Lu Bu's head…" –Points at Lu Bu, oblivious to the critter on his head-
Lu Bu: "THIS IS ALL NONSENSE! SOMEONE STAND UP TO FIGHT THE MIGHTY LU BU!"
Panda-chan: "I got it! I'll save you Masamune!" –Grabs frying pan and continuously smacks the spider on Lu Bu's head, he soon collapses to the floor unconscious-
Panda-chan: "VICTORY!"
Masamune: "I think you killed him…"
Panda-chan: "Everyone, let's play truth or dare!"
-Every single character gathers in a large circle, a glass bottle is in the center-
-Panda-chan spins, it lands on Mitsunari-
Panda-chan: "Truth or dare…"
Mitsunari: "Er…dare?"
Panda-chan: "MAKE OUT WITH CAO PI!"
Cao Pi: "WHAT?!"
Zhen Ji: "WHAT?!"
Cao Cao: "WHAT?!"
Yuan Shao: "Hot…"
-Silence…-
Diao Chan: "Oh dear God…"
Panda-chan: "Yaoi can be a little exciting…do it or you have to take off a piece of clothing!"
Mitsunari: "When did this suddenly turn into Strip truth or dare?"
Panda-chan: "Well…?"
Mitsunari: "I won't do it!" –Starts to take off a sock-
Panda-chan: "Poopsicles…"
-Mitsunari spins bottle, it lands on Hanzo, who doesn't move-
Mitsunari: "Truth or dare, Hanzo?"
Hanzo: "…"
Mitsunari: "Hanzo?"
Hanzo: "…"
Mitsunari: "What's up with you?"
Hanzo: "My time has come to find an enemy…" –Hanzo walks away and goes outside, you hear children screaming-
Mitsunari: "Uh…should I spin again?"
Panda-chan: "Sure, why not?"
-Mitsunari spins once more, it lands on Lu Bu, still unconscious-
Mitsunari: "God dammit, land on someone awake!"
-Mitsunari spins the bottle again, it lands on Dong Zhuo-
Dong Zhuo: "DARE ME!"
Mitsunari: "Um…" –snickers- "I dare you to make out with…"
Dong Zhuo: "YES? YES?"
Mitsunari: "CAO PI!"
Cao Pi: "WHY THE HELL IS IT ALWAYS ME?"
Zhen Ji: "HE'S STRAIGHT, READERS!"
Panda-chan: "Or…is he?" –laughs deviously-
Zhen Ji: "I'm about to kill you, little girl…"
Dong Zhuo: "No way! I'm a woman-lover! For the Lord's sake above!" –Takes off a sock-
-Dong Zhuo spins bottle, it lands on Xiao Qiao-
Dong Zhuo: "Truth or dare?" –Smiles deviously-
Xiao Qiao: "To avoid anything disgusting involving you, truth…"
Dong Zhuo: "Girl knows what she's doing…Okay, um…is it true that…?"
Xiao Qiao: "Yes, I'm only 16 years old and I'm married to a 25-year old strategist…"
Dong Zhuo: "Um…yeah…"
-Xiao Qiao spins bottle, it lands on Masamune-
Xiao Qiao: "Truth or dare, Masamune?"
Masamune: "Dare me! I'll do anything!"
Xiao Qiao: "Touch Panda-chan's boob!" –Xiao points at Panda-chan, who grins widely-
Panda-chan: "HELLS YES! THANKS A MILLION XIAO!"
Masamune: "A-Absurd!"
Panda-chan: "You said you would do anything…" –Sticks out chest- "Your move, dragon boy…"
Masamune: -gulps- "Well…I…" –Lifts hand…until…-
Hanzo: -Crashes through window- "AYEAYEAYEAYE!"
-Silence, everyone stares at Hanzo, also unconscious in the middle of the circle-
Sun Shang Xiang: "What…was that?"
Ina: "I'm afraid to ask…"
Panda-chan: "Hanzo's drunk?" –Spots a beer bottle in his hands- "Sweet…"
-Hanzo stands up-
Hanzo: "All cows are girls!"
Kunoichi: "What has gotten to your noggin', boy?"
Hanzo: "Fertilizer is poop!"
Lu Bu: -Wakes up- "WHO DARE ATTACKED ME? SHOW YOURSELF!"
Hanzo: -Beer bottle accidentally crashes on Lu Bu's head, Lu Bu again collapses- "Humans are mammals!"
Mitsunari: "Hanzo's totally lost…"
Nagamasa: "Yes…"
Hanzo: "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"
Panda-chan: "Um…awkward…"
Hanzo: "Beans make you gassy!"
Kunoichi: "How are we gonna get him out of this state?"
Diao Chan: "Sh-Should we call 911?"
Kunoichi: "That would be best…"
Ginchiyo: "I'm as tough as they come!"
Hanzo: "Through the fire and the flames we carry on!"
Nobunaga: "This is all foolish…I pity you all…" –Grabs Noh's hand- "Come, Noh, we're leaving this hellhole…"
Noh: "Thank God…"
Hanzo: "Hugs not drugs!" –Runs into Nobunaga and Noh, they both collapse-
Masamune: "Why is this all so random?"
Panda-chan: "Cuz I'm bored…hehe…a little too bored…come, there's more fun in my bedroom, Masamune…"
Masamune: "Not a chance!"
Okuni: "Ooh, we can all play hide and seek!"
Panda-chan: "Uh…with over 79 characters in one small house, that'll be a little too easy…"
Okuni: "You'll never know…"
Panda-chan: "Sure why not! Let's all hide and Hanzo has to find us!"
Hanzo: "Smells like teen spirit!"
Panda-chan: "See, he's gonna seek us all!"
-Everyone manages to hide in less than five minutes, Hanzo starts seeking…-
Meanwhile…
Masamune: "Hid just in time…say; what room did I hide in, anyway?"
Panda-chan: "My room!"
Masamune: "Oh…shit…"
Panda-chan: "YAY!" –Pins Masamune down on bed-
"NO! NO! NOT THERE! NOT THEEEEEEEERE!"
Mitsunari: "Shut up, we're trying to hide!"
Masamune: "DO YOU EVEN REALIZE WHAT SHE'S DOING TO ME?!"
Mitsunari: "I hear footsteps, Hanzo is coming this way…"
Hanzo: -Opens the door- "HAHA! SUMO WRESTLING!"
Masamune: "Help me…"
See you in the randomness of chapter two!