INTERVIEWS OF HP CHARACTERS:
Chapter one: Harry and Nick

Nick: How do you feel about you being famous, and people talk about you and want you to live or die?
Harry: Well, so it happens. I'm used to it.
Nick: Uh huh… Do you love Hermione or Ginny?
Harry: Ron.
Nick: You sicken me…
Harry: Yes, most people say that.
Nick: Wait…gets book It says you get married to Ginny and have three children.
Harry: We divorced three years ago. Ron is actually cheating on Hermione.
Hermione: HEY!
Harry: gets wand out
Harry and Hermione start dueling
Nick: Uh… goodbye, and next you'll be with a different interviewer!