The Great Pie-Duel of 2007
Well, this is new for me, I don't usually write or even read Yu-Gi-Oh, but, there has to be a first time for everything. This idea came to me in MacDonalds, so here it is.
Yugi and Kaiba hadn't been in the same country for several years, and so had decided to meet for dinner. Never the best of friends, they still settled every fight with their duel disks. On this particular occasion, it was Kaiba's birthday, and for a joke, Yugi had invited him to a place where the birthday people got a pie-in-the-face. Of course, he pretended not to know this at first. Then, when someone else got a 'present', Yugi turned to Kaiba, grinning as evilly as it was possible for him to do without going Yami Yugi.
"It's your birthday, isn't it Kaiba? Maybe you should get a pie!" The unfortunate waitress who was serving them vanished into the kitchen to see to it. Kaiba, meanwhile, stared at Yugi, then blinked and folded his arms.
"I think you should get the pie, for suggesting it." The waitress returned from the kitchen holding a pie. She saw the expressions on the boys faces, and turned back to the revolving door.
"Better get another pie, Stan!" Yugi and Kaiba ignored her. Naturally, they both had their duel disks on them, and Yugi whipped a card from his.
"But I activate the trap card Mirror Reflection, so your attack hits you instead!" Kaiba narrowed his eyes, and his hand flew to his duel disk.
"I summon the blue eyes white… pie, and destroy your pie! Then I activate monster reborn, to bring back your pie and attack you directly!" Yugi grinned, pulling out another card.
"But my seed of destruction trap card activates, and destroys both pies! Then I'll summon watapaun, and use monster reborn to bring back the original pie, then automatically fuse the two to create the Ultra-Gooey Cream Puff Pie, which attacks your opponent's face directly!" Kaiba's eyes narrowed.
"How dare you! That does it, I sacrifice my other two blue eyes white pies to summon Gaia the Fierce Pie! Then, I'll play Return From the Different Dimension to bring back all three blue eyes pies, and use this fusion card to combine them into the Blue Eyes Ultimate Pie! And now I'll destroy your Gooey Pie, and-" Kaiba was cut off by the waitress, who was utterly sick of grown men screwing around with cards over a pie, and smacked a pie into each boys faces.
"Sit down! And shut up!" A round of applause went through the other patrons.
Weel? Like it? Something a little (or a lottle) silly.