A/N: The life expectancy ones are based on when the enemies first come on the screen to the time that Mario kills them
The average life expectancy of a Goomba is 1-3 seconds
The average life expectancy of a Koopa is about 5 seconds
The average life expectancy of a Boo is about 15-30 seconds
The average life expectancy of Bowser is about 3-6 minutes
The average life expectancy of Count Bleck is between5-8 minutes
The average life expectancy of Super Dementio is about 8 minutes
The average life expectancy of Fracktail is about 2-3 minutes
The average life expectancy of Wracktail is about 3-5 minutes
The average life expectancy of Bowser jr. is about 2-5 minutes
A Koopa sleeps in his shell
Goombas are sometimes mistaken for mushrooms and have been know to be eaten
Bowsers shell is fake and it comes off
O'chuncks used to be a science teacher
Count Bleck is not insane
Bowser is not evil
Goombas are intelligent
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