Rebel (All Star by Smash Mouth parody)

Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own Smash Mouth, or their song All Star, though I wish I do. same with Gundam Wing. I spend every waking moment wishing I owned them too, but I don't.

A/N: This is dedicated to my friend, Loren Rivera, who's changing schools. O, Loren, nangako ako sayo na mame-mention ka sa isang fic ko. Eto sayo.

Other stuff: I also somewhat altered this because Ahem also has a great parody called 'Pilot' which mine is similar to. So, Ahem, I'm TOTALLY sorry. I hope none of our lines are similar now. Again, I'm SO sorry!



Duo: Somebody once told me

That OZ and Romefeller are gonna rule me

I ain't got the sharpest scythe in the jet

OZ soldiers were lookin' kinda dumb

As my fingers and my thumbs

Went to the controls of Deathscythe

Well, the bad guys start coming

And they don't stop coming

Someone got my Gundam blown up and I screamed on the ground, bumming

Didn't make sense just to fight for peace

You win the battle but you lose the war

So much to destroy, so much to blow

So what's wrong with hiding out with Hilde?

You'll never know if you don't go

Quatre: GO!

(Music stops and Duo stops singing, and everyone looks at Quatre annoyedly.)

Heero (hissing into Quatre's ear): You idiot! Not YET!

Quatre: Uh...oops?

Wufei: I'll 'oops' you later, you test tube reject!

Quatre: *gulp*

(Duo rolls his eyes and continues singing)

Duo: You'll never win if you don't blow...

All pilots: Hey now, you're a rebel,

Get the war on, get rayed

Hey now, you're a pilot,

Get the show on, get (A/N: I wanted to put 'laid,' but nah...) Treize

Duo: Our lives are cheaper than gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

Duo: It's a cool place

Wufei: Antarctica!

Duo: And they say it gets colder

You're hospitalized now

But wait 'til you get older

But the kooky scientists with letters for names beg to differ

Judging by the hole in the space colony picture

The ice we fight on is getting pretty thin

The water's getting warm...

(Duo stops singing as someone screams off-set.)

Trowa: HEY! WHO PEED IN THE WATER?

All pilots: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duo: I'm trying to SING HERE!

Heero (in a low voice): TRYING is right.

Duo: I HEARD THAT!!!!

(Resumes singing)

Duo: So you might as well scream

My world's on fire

I set fire to yours!

Wufei: WOO-HOO!

(Duo rolls his eyes and continues singing)

Duo: That's how screwed my world is and I'll never get bored

Heero: HEY!

All pilots: Hey now, you're a rebel,

Get the war on, get rayed

Hey now, you're a pilot,

Get the show on, get Treize

Duo: Our lives are cheaper than gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

Somebody once asked if I could spare some parts for his Gundam

I've got to get the hell away from you...

Heero: Hey! I'm gonna whoop some Maxwell ass...

(Wufei jabs Heero in the rubs with his elbow to shut up)

Heero: Ow....

Duo: I said nah, what a concept

I'm getting real tired of you myself

And we could all use a little change

Well! The bad guys keep coming

And they don't stop coming

Someone got my Gundam blown up and I screamed on the ground, bumming

Didn't make sense just to fight for peace

You win the battle but you lose the war

So much to destroy, so much to blow

So what's wrong with hiding out with Hilde?

You'll never know if you don't go

Other pilots: GO!

Duo: You'll never win if you don't blow

All pilots: Hey now, you're a rebel,

Get the war on, get rayed

Hey now, you're a pilot,

Get the show on, get Treize

Duo: Our lives are cheaper than gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

(Duo wipes the sweat off his forehead and the characters from Mystery Men, who were hanging out outside the garage, applaud them.)