I've been goofing off
instead of working
(Saving the world and
all that crap)
I'll tell you what
I've been doing
'Stead of saving the
world and all that crap
Dum de dum dum dum!
Punching Mido in the
face
'Stead of saving the
world and all that crap
Drawing in the dirt
with my sword
'Stead of saving the
world and all that crap
Petting a cow at
Malon's ranch
'Stead of saving the
world and all that crap
Dancing 'round like a
real moron
'Stead of saving the
world and all that crap
Slashing Cuccos 'til
they attack
'Stead of saving the
world and all that crap
Joking with my shadow
self
'Stead of saving the
world and all that crap
Chasing after a
monkey
'Stead of saving the world and all that crap
Having sing-a-longs
with that guy Sheik
'Stead of saving the
world and all that crap
Humming very randomly
'Stead of saving the
world and all that crap
Tossing pigs into the
sea
'Stead of saving the
world and all that crap
Playing Ping-Pong with
Ganon
'Stead of saving the
world and all that crap
Gaping at the glowing
shapes
'Stead of saving the
world and all that crap
Dum de dum dum dum!
And I hope now that
you can see
Where the hell I've been lately
Running around crazed
and free
'Stead of saving the
world and all that crap