Hibiko: Ah..yeah.. xD -sweatdrops- I've had this idea for three months now, so you guys had better make it worth my time..!
Kib: Noo..Don't encourage her...she'll keeeell you all...
Hibiko: Urusai, baka yami!
Kib: She brained me with a two-by-four.
Hibiko: Rawr. -whacks Kib with said two-by-four-
Kib: o.O I see stars..
Hibiko: Dang..she was supposed to to the disclaimer and warning. Maybe I shouldn't have KO'd her..Ah, what the hell. Baku-chan!
Bakura: No.
Hibiko: Onegai? For me?
Bakura: No. But I'll do it because I feel like it.
Hibiko: o.O That was what I was trying to get you to do in the first place.
Bakura: Ahem. The psycho hikari girl doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh, and therefore does not own Ryou or I, and that makes her very sad. I flaunt this.
Hibiko: -.-; You do the warning, Baka-chan.
Bakura: FINE! There shall be yaoi eventually..and as you can see, the first chapter tells you that Yami and Yugi, Seto and Joey, Malik and Marik, and Ryou and I are already together. So read or damn you to hell.
Hibiko: Not very nice, is he...
Chapter One: Aishiteru
"'Kura-koi! Where are you?" Ryou called, skipping down the stairs. He felt rather lighthearted today, for no particular reason. He spotted the back of his yami's head on the sofa, the television on. Ryou grinned.
Bakura yawned, standing up. The TV was getting boring; there were no bloody movies at this time of day. Before he could turn around, though, to find some other form of entertainment, something barreled into him, knocking him off of his feet and face-first into the carpet. He was about to start screaming (A/N: I should probably have said 'yelling' for the safety of my health, but what the hell.) when he noticed a pair of slim, pale arms wrapped around his torso. Immediately he smiled gently, his expression softening. He turned around in his hikari's arms and planted a soft kiss on the snowy white hair of his koi. Ryou smiled kittenishly, burying his face in Bakura's chest.
"What's up, hikari?" Bakura asked, finally pulling away from said hikari. Ryou shrugged, still smiling.
"I wanted to spend time with you," he concluded, rocking back and forth on his heels. "That okay?"
"Of course, koi," Bakura said warmly. He sat down on the couch and Ryou promptly flopped down on his lap. Bakura folded his arms around his hikari, who was kicking his feet. "I love you, you know that?" the yami said, inhaling Ryou's vanilla-cream scent.
"Duh," Ryou said, giggling. He twisted his top half around for a deep kiss.
SNAP!
"What the hell--?" Bakura exlcaimed, trying to blink flashes of light from his eyes. Ryou blinked furiously. "That was a camera.." he said, shaking his head.
"Um..okay. Whatever, it's not like we care."
"Not like we care, at all, koi. But maybe you'd prefer to finish this conversation in the bedroom?" Ryou suggested micheivously. Bakura smirked devilishly and nodded, whisking his hikari away to their room bridal style.
"You know me like the back of your hand, hikari."
"Oh, that's new."
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