Spawn-killing battlefield 4: silk-road
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*Silk Road*
A lone battlefield a strong was form at the border of the enemy base. Slowly, an attack chopper appears as it was spotted by friendly.
Battlefield commander: enemy spotted
Roberto: Stinger out!
Felipe: JAVELIN OUT!
Everyone fires a missile at the base. Half the missiles destroyed the helicopter and a tank below ended by everyone's cheering. Then Blu speaks out.
Blu: Alright, let's pull back so we make this sporty and fun again.
Roberto: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!
Felipe: Yeah we got'em pinned.
Blu sigh as he said "I'm not out of my mind, we are shooting fish in a barrel here."
Felipe: Yeah but this fun.
Blu: Well, it was fun but...
Felipe: No no, I'm not moving from this place. I always wanted to do this.
Blu: It always all the time with you.
Jewel: Guys!
Blu: What?
Jewel: You know Blu is right, let's pull back I mean...
Battlefield player: Enemy sniper spotted.
Jewel: Oh hang on Blu. Where's that son of a b*tch.
She fire a Headshot with her m98b.
Jewel: yeah
Blu with annoyed look suddenly spoke through teamspeak with Takeo.
Blu: You know what. Hey Takeo should we fall back?
Takeo in an attack chopper with Shades respond with suggestions for a joke.
Takeo: Yeah I think we should and hop some C4 over there, maybe we could get a bit more action, maybe some shenanigans. I don't know what do you think?
Shades: If you want a joke on the enemy using a buggy I'm in. You bring the C4, I'll bring the buggy!
Blu: It will be best if we fall back guys.
Roberto: LOOK IM 30 MINUTES LATE FOR WORK BECAUSE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.
Felipe: Yeah he's 30... Wait for work?
Blu and Felipe: Dude go to work geez.
Tank spotted as everyone raised their weapons to fire. The team fired their rockets and eliminated the tank.
Blu: OK Diaglo do you think we should fall back.
Diaglo was in a tank when his dad asked him.
Diaglo: It doesn't matter to me Dad we can fall back anytime.
Blu: OK Frost what do you think.
Frost: Alright then let's pull back. I guess there will be none left for tomorrow.
Roberto: No Frost.
Blu went down the list and said "Ok Lin?"
Roberto: No he's a samurai.
Lin: If this noob wants us to stay maybe we should fall back.
Roberto: No a samurai wouldn't fall back?
Blu: How do you know?
Roberto: I... I don't.
Blu: Alex, should we fall back?
Alex: Sure why not. Let's give them a chance
Roberto: YOU SHUT YOUR BEAK ALEX, WE ARE SPAWNKILLING.
Blu: ugh Ralph, we gonna pull back and make this sporty and fun again.
Ralph: Hell no man, I'm taking their base.
Blu: We own all of the bases here.
Ralph: NO IM TAKING THEIR BASE!
Ralph was standing in front of a body pile.
Blu: I don't what base you're taking but...
Felipe: Blu, the enemy base is turning blue.
Blu look forward as the entire team watch the enemy base being capture. Then the enemy base is captured.
Blu: Holy sh*tbucket.
YOUR TEAM WON
US CN
583. 000
ENEMY BASE CAPTURED.
NAME KILLS...DEATHS...RANK
RALPH 278...0...140
BLU. 158 ...7...100
LIN 115 ...8...56
ALEX 110...9...79
JEWEL 103...9...43
TAKEO 47...23...78
FROST 39...30...23
SHADES 34...45...50
DIAGLO 32...48...21
FELIPE 28...54...13
ROBERTO 3...79...5