A/N: I wrote this for fun! First Oneshot! WHOOO!

Disclaimer: I do not own Newsies. So… yeah.

The Mystical… thingy?

"Hey! Race, look what I found!" yelled Itey. He held out a grey, rectangle shaped… thing.

"Well… what is it?" Race asked him.

"Um… well I'm not sure. But I found it." He handed it to Race.

"Race turned it in his hands and flipped it open.

"Whoa, what the fu-"

"What is it?" Itey screamed, in the middle of Race's sentence.

Race glared at him. "I don't know. That's why I was getting ready to ask what it was, until you interrupted me."

"Oops… sorry." Itey leaned over to look at the object. "Hey, that's a picture of a kitten! Awww how cute!"

Race stared at him momentarily. "How are we friends?" Itey shrugged. "Okay, nevermind. What do I do?" He scratched his head.

Itey took the thing away from him. "I wanna push this button!" He pushed the button but nothing happened. "Okaaaay, I wanna push THIS button! And this one!"

"PLEASE ENTER YOUR PASSWORD!"

"AHHHH! What the fuck did you do?" Race yelled.

"I dunno! But I think there is a little lady in there! Don't worry, we'll get you out! Just hold on!"

"No, you idiot! No lady could ever fit in there, no matter how small she is!"

"PLEASE ENTER YOUR PASSWORD!"

"Dammit! There it goes again!" Race hollered. "Just push some buttons!"

Itey pushed a bunch of buttons.

"YOU HAVE THREE UNREAD MESSAGES!"

"GAH! Race, it didn't work! She's still in there!"

"For the last time, there is NOT a woman in there."

"Well it talked!"

"FIRST MESSAGE: 'Heyyyy Aaron! Or should I say best boyfriend ever! Happy one month anniversary! I miss you! Why aren't you answering your cell phone? That's the point of having one, silly! Haha, but any ways, meet me at the movies tonight! Eight o'clock! Don't be late! I loooove you!'"

"The fuck? Who is Aaron?" Race asked.

"What's the 'movies'? And why was she calling us her boyfriend?"

"She was calling Aaron her boyfriend. Not us."

"Who's Aaron?"

"Didn't I already ask that?"

"Oh, right. Sorry."

"She said something about a 'cell phone' and not answering. Maybe that's what this doohickie is. A cell phone! And you're supposed to answer it!"

"But it didn't ask a question…"

"NEXT MESSAGE: 'Aaron dear, it's your mother calling. Why haven't you answered my calls? I'm getting worried about you. I've called you twenty seven times honey. If you don't answer then you're probably dead and I'm calling the police. I love you. CALL YOUR MOTHER BACK!"

"There's that Aaron character again. And his ma is calling the bulls on him. What kinda mother does that?"

"How can he not hear her calls? She's probably really loud." Itey announced.

"Beats me."

"Mother! Mother! MOTHER!"

"Itey, what in the hell are you doing?"

"She said to call her back! So I am!"

Race rolled his eyes. "Yeah. Sure."

"NEXT MESSAGE: 'Ayeee Aarooon! Where are ya brah? Ya missed the party! It was epic man. I had chicks grinding all on me. So sick man! So sick! Well, catch ya on the flip side yo. Later duuuude!'"

"Of course. For Aaron. Again."

"What does 'chicks grinding on me' mean?"

"Hell if I know."

"It can't be good if it's sick. So sick. Aaron must plan to be falling too."

"Falling? Itey… what?"

"He said he would catch him."

"Maybe this thing can see the future too!"

"Yeah! Maybe we can like, move into the future and stuff!"

Race shook his head. "We aint gonna try it. What if we break it? Just go put it back where you found it, okay Itey?"

"Okay, Race. Bye um…. Dude!"

"No. Just… no."

"Mother! Mother!" Itey called, walking down the street.

Race shook his head. "Che Cazzo?"

HEY! Okay, I got bored so I wrote this. No judging!