I DON'T OWN FMA. JUST THESE IDEAS. THE END.

Alright, now that that's done, we can now begin 50 Days of Summer or simply put, Summer Days. A series of possibly related (though mostly not) oneshots filled with crack. Enjoy~! (I will try my absolute hardest to update everyday. But I have a very busy summer, so there may be delays, but on those days I'll post the chapters that were supposed to be updated previously so you're all still getting the chapters accordingly).

Day 0

The sound of chatter floated up to his window much like the cartoonish smell of sweets would enter a wind to tantalize its victim with its enticing smell. Our very own Mr. Roy Mustang was quite thrilled at the feminine voices. Why, he even broke into song!
"High school girls, high school girls~!"
"Sir, a count of pedophilia would derail your track of becoming Fuhrer." Ms. Riza Hawkeye from behind her desk warned him descreetly, though they had their own language. And this statement clearly said, "Do your work or I'll shoot."
Breda and Havoc couldn't help but snicker, that is, until Havoc remembered his commanding officer's plan as Fuhrer. Immediately he began puffing out signals with his cigarette to get him back on track.
It was only a few seconds later when the elder of the Elric brothers kicked down the door-
"That's the third time this month Edward..." The blonde woman sighed having heard the stomps down the hallway. What she didn't expect was the sloshing sound of water. Her eyes flicked up to see the older teenager toss water (with the bucket) towards her superior. In a flash she had cleared the desk of paper and narrowly missed the barely alchemically controlled water (also courtesy of the Elric) which bent past her into the flame alchemist's face and body.
A smug smile only explained the obvious thought, "mission accomplished."
Fuery, who had been working on his radio again, merely watched as Ed triumphantly walked out of the room after giving the lieutenant his report and gave a sneer to the now "useless" man.
Steam was practically rising off him as he yelled, "FULL METAAAAL! THIS. IS. WAAAAAR."
Riza sighed with the thought that crossed her mind, "he still hasn't gotten over the pedophilia comment, has he? Doesn't help much since he's soaked..."

Speaking of the now drenched alchemist (read: useless), he stomped to the coat rack and grabbed his black overcoat.
Surprised, Riza stood; hand on her gun, "Sir! Where are you going? You haven't finished a single sheet of paperwork!"
"Lieutenant, I'm escaping. Do not follow after me. That. Is. An. Order." With the final growled out words, he slipped through the door and ran down the hall screaming for his best friend, Hughes.
"The man has finally lost it..." Hawkeye slumped in her desk in shock.

It was an off day for everyone.

Now going back to the crazed antics, we focus our attention on Mr. Maes Hughes, with the extreme daughter complex...
He looked up from the desk he'd been leaning on, avidly showing Shiska his latest pictures of Elysia and wandered out to the doorway, curious as to who was screaming his name. He poked his head out and was met with a disastrous scene. A whoosh of blond ran by cackling madly as a man in black and blue followed hot on his tails. What Hughes didn't expect was to have his collar be grasped tightly where he assumed he'd be thrown in the direction of the speeding shorty- I mean yellow haired man given Mustang's stance. "Great. I'm the human missile. Fan-flippin-tastic." Angry muttering gave way to an ominous feeling that spread to about a 50 yard radius causing the rookies to shiver at the malicious feeling. "Hey flame boy! Next time ask before you graaaaaaaAAAB SOMEONE BY THEIR COLLA- ROY STOP SPINNING ME AROUND. I'M NOT A LASSOOOOOOOOOOO!"
WHAM.

And that would be the sound of our throwing knives specialist hitting a wall, just barely missing the Elric.
"ROOOOOOY!"
"Shit."
Needless to say the hallways of Command Central now had a fascinating new design of knife art. With blue shreds hanging from them.

One crack chapter, completed! There'll be about 50 chapters altogether, there may or may not be romance, dunno, depends on what you all want to see~! So yeah, I'm gonna go work on the tomorrow's chapters, hope you all enjoyed!

Ja ne!

Kaida-chan out~

(Happy summer everyone! Check out the Hetalia story I just posted -UsxFemUK- or the Bleach version of Summer Days if you want some more laughs-ish!)