Supernatural 100 Drabble Challenge
Prompt Word: freeze
Word Count: 200 (Double Drabble for this one too)
Disclaimer: I own nothing related to Supernatural. That honor goes to Kripke and the WB/CW. Just having a bit of fun.
WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER
By: Vanessa Sgroi
Crowley snuffled in his sleep and he rolled over tucking the blackened and torn stuffed devil doll under his chin. He was having the nicest dream. Sacking and pillaging. Terrified villagers running screaming into the night as flames ravaged their surroundings. Suddenly an icy gust of wind blasted through the scene, extinguishing the flames.
Crowley's eyes popped open. The icy wind continued, not a figment of the dream. Before his eyes was a vast landscape of winter white. The fire pits dampened to mere glowing coals.
He growled low in his throat. It had happened again. The words had been muttered enough times that it had come to pass. The last time this happened it had taken him years on end to clean up all the water damage and re-fire the pits. The falling icicles alone had taken out scores. And his mewling minions had whined non-stop that they were too cold to work. When their incessant whinging had eventually become tiresome and tedious, he'd snapped their necks with a snap of his fingers. Of course, that caused work stoppage due to a minion shortage.
Crowley threw back his head and howled, "Stop saying 'When Hell freezes over, damn it!"
FIN