50 Days of Summer
Scenarios for the Average Shipper
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN BLEACH. JUST THESE IDEAS. THE END.
Alright, now that that's done, we can now begin 50 Days of Summer or simply put, Summer Days. A series of possibly related (though mostly not) oneshots filled with crack. Enjoy~! (I will try my absolute hardest to update everyday. But I have a very busy summer, so there may be delays, but on those days I'll post the chapters that were supposed to be updated previously so you're all still getting the chapters accordingly).
Day 0
Brrrrriiiinnng!
A signal? An alarm? Sure; if those mean that school's let out for the final time of the year.
T'is only been minutes since the children have been let out; sorry, teenagers, they're not quite children…
"I feel like someone just insulted me somewhere in the world…"
"Are you sure your midget radar didn't pick up the thought that everyone else has in their head when they see you?" The orange-haired strawberry-named man snorted at the much shorter raven haired amethyst woman when he walked up to her, bag slung over his shoulder and slouching as usual. Said woman proceeded to beat the strawberry into the ground with her bare hands (and a few hits from her bag for extra measure), but what's a friendly fight, right?
"Okay, now I feel like someone just implied something about us…" Ichigo muttered, annoyed at the weird nagging feeling he was having in the back of his head.
"Who cares, idiot? Can we stop by the arcade? I found out they have a new Chappy prize!" Rukia cheered, spinning around happily while (surprise, surprise) holding a Chappy doll that Keigo had given to her that morning.
An aggravated sigh answered her excited plead. "Wonder how long it'll be 'til Keigo gets arrested… Though it might just be Mizuiro getting a restraining order on him…" His thoughts continued plundering on. "WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE SUCH WACKED FR- OW! OI MIDGET! STOP TRYING TO KILL ME!"
And so begins… The Arcade Adventure. With Ichigo and Rukia. Oh dear… I'm going to go bury my head in my pillows… I can just hear their screaming arguments…
"So what game is it midge- OW! Stop kicking me grandmother!"
"GRANDMOTHER?" Another kick followed the previous just a smidge higher up. A twitch of her victim's eye in pain made her smirk haughtily at him before she skipped towards the arcade.
"I'm going to die at her hands one day. Not from a hollow, nor my father, nor Karin's cooking. I'm going to die a very painful death, down there will go first and while I'm keeled over, she'll lop off my head or something…" Picking himself up off the sidewalk where he'd been lying for a few minutes to regain feeling that wasn't pain in his legs he mumbled to himself the beginnings of his will. "Let's see… Dad's not getting anything. Yuzu's getting…"
"HURRY UP, IDIOT!" The purposely shrill feminine voice of his soul reaper partner made his ears ring, course that could be the pain too…
"SHADDUP!" He roared as he stumbled a bit from the numb leg before beginning his trudge to save those poor owners from the hell that was coming.
By the time they arrived, the line was starting to wrap; the after school rush hour began, and so did hell. Ichigo couldn't help but think of how much he was going to suffer in the next few hours.
Such a beautiful relationship! I'm crying tears of joy! (No, just pain. Rukia and Ichigo hit rather hard… )
Thus ends the first of about 50 chapters related to summer. They are all relatively going to be crackish, maybe there'll be some romance, dunno, you tell me what you want, it'll help with the updates :D
Ja ne!
Kaida-chan out~
(Happy summer everyone! Check out the Hetalia story I just posted -UsxFemUK- or the FMA version of Summer Days if you want some more laughs-ish!)