Bella POV:

Today was like any other day. I sat on the couch doing nothing. I wasn't aloud to do any thing because apparently I was a danger magnet.

I was going to start yelling at Edward but of course he has to do that stupid look-into-my-eyes-i-will-controll-you-thing. "JERK!" I yelled at him as Emmet came around the corner.

"What did I do" Emmet asked confused. "I wasn't talking to you Emmet" I snapped at him.

"Then why did you just snap at me" he asked. "Because I'm angry, DUH!" stupid bear loving freak I said to myself.

"Let's go have some fun Bella belly boo" he said hoping to cheer me up. "I cant, Jerkward over there won't let me" I said now yelling. "What did you just call me" Edward came over to the couch standing over me. "You're a controlling, over reacting, stupid annoying jerk" I said with out hesitation.

"I didn't know you felt that way" Edward looked down sad. I rolled my eyes "I have a plan" Emmet interrupted. "That's out of the question" Edward said before he could explain. "Shut up Edward you jerk face, Emmet tell me, tell me" I jumped up and down on the seat. Emmet opened his mouth to speak but was cut off by Edward "NO!" he shouted so loud that the house echoed.

"Don't listen to Mr. i-dont-agree-to-any-thing-jerk and tell me Em" I said in my pleading voice.

"Stop calling me a jerk" Edward said "but I have nothing else to do and it's your fault so there for you're a jerk" I spat back. "Bitch" Edward whispered so low I was sure I wasn't meant to here it "excuse me!" I said now towering over him. "Oops" he said and moved away. I scowled at him "Emmet tell me your plan" I order and put my hand over Edwards mouth so he couldn't interrupt.

"Well, I realize you two are having relationship problems rite now" he paused and gave us a you-know-I'm-rite look "so I figured you could brake up for a week". I huge smile grew across my face "Emmy bear, you're the smartest Vampire I know" I complemented him and turned back to Edward.

"Eddie honey, I don't want to be with you any more" I paused "for this week anyway".

His eyes opened wide in shock "one week" he asked "yes and then you can have me back all to your self".

He pouted and then looked into my eyes. I was automatically dazzled. Stupid-eyes-damn.

"Quick Emmet take me away the Jerkward is dazzling me again".

"What are we going to do" I asked Emmet with a smile. His eyes lit up in excitement "let's get you drunk" he chuckled. Edward came running out the door "take me back please I love you" he fell to his knee bagging me. "Friken hell Edward it's just a week, now leave me alone so I can get drunk". "But, drunk, but danger…" I cut him off "OMG! Enough with Bella-cant-do-anything-but-get-her-self-in-danger" frick I'm going to kill him.

Edward broke into dry sobs "but I thought we had something special" is he that dumb it's a week for crying out loud. I turned around and walked away pissed off.

"To the liquor store and beyond" I yelled to Emmet and stood in a Buzz light year pose. Edwards's sobs got louder and Jasper came out to see what was going on.

"No more sadness I can't take the emotions" he said putting his hands on his face a sobbing with Edward. "It's a week for god sake, get over it" I yelled at them both.

I turned and walked to the car with Edward scream "Bella please I love you".

"Idiot" I screamed back at him and slammed the car door.

Emmet drove me to the liquor store. We piked up anything we touched and went to the counter. The check out chick looked at us shocked "party tonight" she asked.

I looked at her blankly "no" and we walked back to the car with a trolley fool of piss.

just a start hope you all like it review if you do and want me to keep writing