Introduction: Basically, I began this story a few years ago, and forgot that I had written it completely. I came across my username and such, and read my little long dead story, and realized, "this thing is a piece of crap." So I have taken it upon myself to rewrite it. A lot of things will probably change. Like the whole Sheik being "emo" thing. Plus, I believe I might have abandoned writing the story because someone hurt my feelings a bit. But all is well, and I will defiantly appreciate reviews and critique. Just remember, I do this for fun, because I'm a sucker for fan fictions and all.

Disclaimers: I am not the original owner of any Zelda characters used in my story.

I truly hope you all enjoy.

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I was rudely awakened from my pleasant sleep with a consistent banging sound from across the hallway. For a few mere seconds, in my groggy state, my heart began to race, and adrenaline began to fill every muscle in my body as my mind raced with imaginative possibilities of what the fuck was in my home. Yet, as I listened, the bumps in the night were accompanied by a faint, soft moaning sound of a woman, and I slumped back into my pillow, relief and disgust washing over my body. Now, I was wide awake, feeling jittery, and wanting to bust down the door to my fathers bedroom so I could ruin his little party time. Instead, I rolled over on my side to look at the time, so I could decide whether to go back to sleep or just get up.

5:53 a.m.

It was Monday morning, which means there was school today, which means I would have to get up at about 6:30 a.m. anyway, so I could shower and get ready for the day. Yet, I could sleep for an extra thirty or so minutes, and then get up and get ready for school.

The continuous ruckus that seemed to be getting louder by the minute made my mind up.

I reluctantly pushed my sheets and comforter off of me as I sat up in bed and rubbed my eyes with the heals of my palms, removing the last remnants of sleep. A heavy sigh escaped my lungs as I did my best to block out the pornographic sounds echoing through the house. I swung my legs over my bed, my feet coming in contact with an unwelcoming cold floor. I surveyed the dark bedroom, realizing that the sun still had not peeked its bright head above the horizon. Turning on the lamp next to my bed, I stood lazily to walk across to my dresser, pulled out a drawer and shuffled through the neatly folded shirts. When I picked one out that I wanted to wear, I opened the underwear draw and picked out some boxers. Then, I walked to my closet and found a pair of semi-tight, dark jeans to wear for the day.

I walked to my bathroom and stripped, immediately being covered in goosebumps as I missed my warm little bed. Making the water as hot as it could possibly be without burning me upon contact, I stepped in the shower. "Ahhhhh…" Absolutely fantastic. I didn't want to get out, ever.

But of course, I had no time to dilly-dally, and forced my heavy arms to move so I could wash my body and hair. As soon as I was done, I stepped out and wrapped myself in a towel and wiped the film of steam that had gathered on my mirror.

I stared back at my blood red eyes. They were strange and entrancing, and I had never heard of another human being having the same color, unless they were albino, or my Aunt. However, I was far from being albino since my skin tanned quite quickly from spending only the smallest amounts out in the sun. And it really didn't help the fact that I had very light, fair blonde hair. It was almost as if I had grown up on the beach, and spent my time surfing and chasing little beach bunnies.

Taking my time getting dressed, I realized that the obnoxious sounds from my fathers bedroom finally ceased, and was happy that I hadn't heard their climax over the sound of my shower. Everyday I checked my emails, hoping that my Aunt Impa would send word that she was back in Hyrule, and I could finally move in with her. I was sick of taking care of my father everyday as he wasted his life on booze, and scantly clad women. For Christ's sake, he was a lawyer.

And somehow, even after the incident that had happened when I was in middle school, he still got away with anything and everything…

I shook the thought away and continued to put on my shoes and gather my things for school. All of a sudden, a ridiculously loud beeping noise made me squeak with surprise and even jump a few inches off the floor. I turned quickly to the source of the annoying sound and realized my alarm was going off, signaling it was 6:30.

Punching the button with a little more force than necessary, I plucked my cell phone from the charger just in time to feel it vibrate with the arrival of a text message.

I opened the little black flip phone and saw that the sender was Kelsey. It read:

"Good morrow, dear Sheik! Today is Monday, and there is only three weeks left 'til Winter Break!! Which means Christmas!! And stuff! :D"

A small smile made its way across my face as the little message seemed to scream energy and warmed me slightly to the cool morning. I walked over to the window and opened my blinds, seeing the suns soft rays break into the blue sky. Snow still remained in patches across the various lawns of homes, and collected in slushy puddles in the street. It would defiantly be a cold morning.

I picked up my black jacket that had faux fur lining the inside of it, and slipped it on, knowing that it would defiantly keep me warm during the rest of the day. Grabbing a beanie and throwing it over my blond head, I opened my bedroom door, and turned the corner to rush down the stairs, taking two at a time.

Since it was till too early to start walking to school, I decided to make myself a delicious bowl of cereal. Opening the pantry, I pulled out some off-brand fruit loops and poured them into a bowl, being followed with some milk. As I began munching away, I heard the door to my father's bedroom open and someone descending the stairs.

A raven-haired woman in my father's button up shirt and nothing else, came into view.

"Oh!" She started, jumping back slightly, her hands immediately clutching the shirt closer to her chest. "You scared me there kid! Your father said you weren't home."

I didn't respond, I just stared at her as I continued to eat my breakfast. The woman shifted uneasily to a chair at the bar area and sat down.

"So what are you doing up so early? Don't you kids like to sleep in?" She questioned as she crossed her arms in front of her and sat up straight. An all too fake pleasant smile played across her face.

"I have school." I said before I took another bite and continued to stare at her.

She fidgeted slightly in her chair. I knew I was making her awkward and that was the point, after the bullshit I had to listen to not but an hour ago, she was not getting away with it.

"Well than," she began, "shouldn't you be leaving soon? Don't want to be late, you know."

"I usually don't leave until about 7:15. But I was startled awake this morning by some really weird noises."

I did my best to hide a smirk as she stiffened and inhaled sharply. I put my bowl to my lips to drink the sugary milk left behind from my meal and set in the sink to clean later. Picking up my bag, I said, "I guess I'll go ahead and leave for school. I'll just stop by my friend Kelsey's." After all, it was only 6:52 a.m.

The woman seemed to relax slightly at my statement, and said, "Oooh! Is Kelsey your girlfriend?"

I shook my head, "Oh no, just a good friend of mine. I prefer cock."

"Oh I see, well—" She stopped as the words registered in her mind and her eyes went wide.

"Have a pleasant morning," as I let the smirk slide across my face, suppressing a haughty laugh, I closed the door and was out of sight.

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Authors note: It's a relatively short chapter, but don't worry. More to come soon.