So...here is a funny little oneshot!

"What about Jesus?" Troy Bolton asked his girlfriend. She didn't know whether to be amused or upset. She just looked at him. Jesus wasn't exactly a typical baby name.They were currently working on a school project. They were 'married' and had to figure out a name for their 'only child.' They two had literally pulled their future out of a baseball cap at the front of the health classroom.

"Jesus? Troy, we are not naming our baby Jesus. Why would you want to name it Jesus?" Troy laughed. Gabriella wanted everything to be so real. She was taking it so seriously, taking every possible thing in effect, while he wanted to make a separate fund for money to buy basketballs and lingerie.

"Well, it's very clear. I am the basketball GOD at East High, so when our kid grows up he would literally be the basketball JESUS. Plus, you have that whole Spanish thing going on, so we can pull it off calling it hazus. (Jesus in Spanish is pronounced like hazus.) Come on, it's cute." The scowl on Gabriella's face told Troy that it was a stupid idea.

"No. So, where are you going to work?" She said pulling out her pen with a little basketballs on it. She had stolen it from him, she said he was getting too obsessed with the sport, and replaced it with a respectable red pen.

"NBA! Duh! I mean, come on Gab. Freaking Michael Jordan came to see me play. For real, we had this discussion." She laughed and scribbled down professional ego manic, AKA: basketball player.

His job was to find a cute baby name. He had come up with Troy Junior, T-Roy, Mini Troy, Troy the second, and his latest addition Jesus.

"Troy, please. You are lucky I picked you to be my partner. I had so many other people who would take this assignment seriously." He laughed,

"You picked me because I am your boyfriend. Come on, Ryan Evans would not be a good pretend-husband. I don't see his basketball Varsity Ring around your neck." She slapped her head about how defensive he was getting.

"It's a PRETEND-HUSBAND. Gosh, Troy, you are annoying sometimes." He ran his fingers through her hair,

"Yeah. We don't even have to work on this today. I mean, we are supposed to be getting to know each other, not being productive." She giggled as he started nipping at her neck, "Plus, I already know everything about you." He said the word 'everything' with lust that gave her chills.

"We are not going to do this at school. We already got kicked out of class, due to your manly hormones." He ran his fingers through her hair again.

"Come on, Gab. It's your fault. You wore a short skirt today and decided that we HAD to sit at the back of the class." She rolled her brown eyes and looked over at him,

"That didn't mean that you immediately had to stick your hand up it. Thanks to you, Ms. Landers probably will never look us in the eyes." He shrugged,

"Well now we are out here alone, in an empty hallway. We might as well take advantage of the situation." She ignored him and stared back at the packet.

"We are not having sex in the hallway." He smirked and looked back at his packet. The title in dark black bold words were ALL ABOUT MRS. . He filled in his last name into the blanks and started filling it out.

"So, can your profession be stripper? Because you could totally pull it off." He said looking at number one. They had to fill out three packets together. The boy had to fill out an information sheet out about the girl. The girl had to fill one out about the boy. Then they both had to fill one out about family things.

"Sure. I mean, so I can, you know…strip for other boys…like RYAN EVANS." Troy scratched 'stripper' out quickly and looked up at her. She spoke, "Stay at home mom." He smiled and whispered,

"Personal sex slave?" She glared at him and he spoke again, "A personal entertainer?" Her eyes seemed to burn through his and he wrote down, Stay at home mom.

She looked at her packet and then looked up at her boyfriend. Number two was what is something not many people know about your 'husband?' She frowned. He was Troy Bolton, everyone knew everything about him. She closed her eyes, what was something that only she knew? She looked up at him and wrote his heart is even bigger than his…..ego. Troy's blue eyes landed on her paper.

"Why can't you do something cool like people don't know that I am a sex machine." She glanced over at him and tapped her pen.

"You make people aware of it when you and I get caught in the boys' locker room, girls' locker room, your house, Taylor's house, Chad's house, Sharpay's house, my house, closets at school…do I need to continue?" He glanced back down at his paper and looked at the question what is your wife's favorite food?

"Do you like your mom's brownies better than my mom's home made macaroni and cheese?" She had told him over and over that those two foods were her favorites but she never had a number one.

"Your mom's. I mean, I hardly EVER get to eat it and…" He cut her off laughing,

"You eat it every time we have it! I mean, you'll like invite yourself over and make a seat at the table." She flashed her pearly whites and leaned closer.

"But your parents told me that I could…" Her voice stopped when he planted a kiss on her lips. It was random and she liked it.

"I know, and I love you there…" He had very few random romantic moments at school but when he did she just loved them.

"Aw….Troysie does have a heart!" He shoved her a bit and they laughed.

"Whatever, El, let's just get this done."

"The Bolton family, by Troy and Gabriella." Troy read off of the cue card that he had made the night before. They were the last group to present and he was completely ready. While Gabriella talked about finances and jobs he just smiled and watched her. Occasionally he would glare at Ryan Evans for staring at Gabriella's boobs.

"Our only child will be named Alexander Bolton because the name Alexander had been going through Troy's family for ages. But, Alexander will be nicknamed…" Gabriella's voice got lower, "Jesus." The class all started laughing and Troy smirked. All the things he had to do to her to make their child's nickname Jesus. He then cut in.

"Gabriella and I also set aside a small college fund for Alex. He is going to be a super genius, like his mother, so he will probably get into some really good school like DUKE…" She shoved him and he spoke again, "I mean Yale."

"Ok, enough about that. Please tell me what you learned about your spouse." Ms. Landers said marking a few points on her paper. They were the only group so far that had started out with perfect score. Gabriella spoke first,

"Well, my husband is an only child. He is very close to his family. His parents are Jack and Lucille Bolton. He used to have a dog Skip, lame I know, but he died when me and Troy accidentally hit him with a bowling ball." Gabriella snickered after that. He never had a dog, Troy paid her five bucks to say it.

"My husband loves basketball. His heart is as big as his ego. Oh and he is a nymphomaniac." She added with a chuckle. The whole class, minus Ms. Landers burst out laughing. Troy stepped in.

"Well my wife is an only child too. She hates dogs, hence the bowling ball incident. She is close to her family. Her pet peeve is when RYAN EVANS hits on her, even though she is totally in love with me!" Troy said quickly before Gabriella elbowed him in the rib.

"Oh, and one thing that no one knows about her is that her husband loves her more than anything in the world, INCLUDING basketball!" The class smiled. Troy finished,

"Oh and the highlight of her day is having hot sex with me." The class started laughing again and Ms. Landers spoke slowly in a disgusted tone,

"You two are done. I expect to see you after class." Gabriella glanced at her boyfriend as they both headed up to the teachers desk.

That was the best presentation that they had both ever done.

lol! What do you think?