AN: four in the morning and coffee leads to discussions of awkward fanfic, and this crazy idea… =) Enjoy!
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"So…"
"Yeah?"
"How the bloody hell do we go about this?"
"um, I don't know"
"You're a pain in the arse."
"I think that's the point here"
Harry and Ginny were alone on a Wednesday evening, in a room above the Leaky Cauldron. They had just come from the pub below, they were a bit trashed. Only a mite. They had come to the creative conclusion that they only way they were going to get over the death of Ginny's cat, was to "join in bliss."
Needless to say, they were now standing awkwardly, completely naked, staring at each other blankly. Ron and Hermione are on vacation, in Guam. So, Harry and Ginny were completely alone. On a Wednesday. In London. Naked. Together. For the first time. They were needless to say, a bit confused.
"Give me your wand!" Ginny snapped.
Harry looked at her blankly but obeyed.
"Now stand over here," and again Harry blindly follows.
Ginny thought for a moment and then uttered a spell, and suddenly her and Harry were slammed together against the wall.
"I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen," Harry said.
Ginny just stared at him, then snapped, "Shut it," before hitting him upside the head.
Casting the counter-spell, Ginny jumped away from him suddenly.
"Well, your turn. My idea certainly didn't work…"
Harry took back his wand and stared at it dumbfounded.
"Well, maybe we're supposed to use my… other wand."
Ginny smirked, before playing dumb, saying, "You have two?"
Laying back on the bed, Ginny smirked again, before flipping over and passing out cold.
"Son of a…" Harry muttered, before covering Ginny up with a blanket, sitting next to her on the bed, and staring out the window drunkenly. "Damn."