A/N: Well this is my first fanfic. This story contains a bunch of my favorite animes, games, etc. made in to a story. But the main anime it's base off of is Naruto. So I'm going to say this now I don't own anything. So I hope everyone who reads this enjoys it.

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1.The Beginning of the End

Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp,chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp.

Damn it. I hate those fucking birds. They fucking been in that damned tree for years. You would think they would get tired of that fucking tree make a nest somewhere else. But they haven't.

And these aren't ordinary birds. Oh no. These birds stay the whole damn year. So I get to wake up when they start their fucking chirping at the same time every fucking morning. I think they do that on purpose.

I hate those damned birds. Well, thats one problem I can't seem to fix. But now I have to get up and go to the mission center and see what gay mission my dad talked them into giving me. Damn it. I hate him.

I think he's almost as annoying as those damned birds. Almost.

"Kratos honey. Are you up?"

"Yes mom. I'm awake."

"Did your alarm clocks wake you up?"

"Ha ha ha. Very funny mom."

"What do you want for breakfast sweetheart?"

"Fried Birds."

Mom laughs.

"You say that every morning."

"I know. But one of these days I'm going to catch those damned birds so you can cook them for me."

"But then how would you get up?"

"Your soooooo funny mom."

"I know I am honey."

She stills laughing.

"Do you want some eggs?"

"Yes mom."

While my mom fix my eggs I got dressed. I put on my black pants with purple zig zags on them.Then I put on my chain mail with a plain black shirt over it. Then I put on my black throw over shirt with the Crescent star. The Crescent star is my father's symbol.

It's not like no one knows who my father is. It's a blessing and a curse having him as a father. The blessing part is that he's strong and know a lot of jutsus. That's all thanks to his blood line. Which I to have his bloodline.

The curse part is that everyone listen to him. He's the reason I get all these gay missions. The only reason why he can do that is because he's really good friends with the leader of our village. Also whats really gay is he teaches me some good jutsus. But what's the use of them if I'm walking dogs or babysitting or pulling fucking weeds.

He even taught me the jutsu he crated. Now the one jutsu he taught me that thats very useful to do all these gay missions is the Shadow Clone jutsu. I have some kick ass jutsus that I could use but I have no need to since my damned dad keeps telling them to give me such gay ass missions. I think he taught me jutsus and how to use his bloodline properly just for the hell of it. I ask him all the time why he train me and then go and tells them to give me a bunch of gay ass low fucking ranked missions.

He never answers me. He just tell me to go train.

"Kratos. Your eggs are done."

"Okay mom. Be down in a minute."

Well time to eat and then got to then mission center to see what gay ass mission my dad talk them into giving me.

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A/N: Well thats the first chapter. So tell me what you think.