LE GASP. I have returned with more crack humor…or at least more humor!

XD Be happy I came up with this. I was really bored one day and I was thinking about DDR and such…and it hit me. I forgot all about doing a sequel to 'Separator' and stuff. OMG.

So without further ado, I give you 'Cartoon Heroes'!

Are you ready to dance? Begin!

At a local arcade, a stranger was making a name for himself. He had entered the local DDR competition and he was in the finals. His song was 'Cartoon Heroes' on the hardest level of difficulty there was. As the animation on screen played, his legs moved fluidly as he hit every note without flaw, all while girls stood around and cheered.

Said stranger was wearing a yellow tee shirt with the Autobot insignia on it in red and faded blue jeans. His spiky brown hair stood up as though electricity passed through it, and it was accented with a yellow streak reminiscent of lightning. Wearing shades, no one could see the color of his eyes, which were icy blue…

"You're no ordinary person!" The DDR machine yelled, as the stranger hit his 600 hit combo…and was still going strong.

By he end of the song he'd hit at least 700 notes and such. He was carried out by squealing fangirls who were quite crazy about him.

-

Meanwhile, another male was back at the Autobot base, playing Guitar Hero. He was playing 'Hanger 18' on Expert mode…and was pretty good.

This one, much like his brother, had mousey brown hair, but his flopped down instead of standing up. His was accented by red streaks through his hair, and he wore a red tee shirt with a yellow Autobot insignia on it and jeans, like his brother, but unlike his brother, he had chocolate brown colored eyes. "Hmm…Hey, Hide, where'd Sunny go?" he asked, as the virtual crowd gave him a standing ovation.

The black mech sat on the rather large couch behind the human. "Went to the arcade again, I think." He rumbled. "You two've been unusually good as of late. That worries me…" The human laughed. "Oh, Hide, you worry too much! Hey, can you drive me to the mall? I'm bored, plus, I beat my latest Guitar Hero record by at least two hundred points."

"Use your alt mode, you freeloader." Growled the mech. Sideswipe shrugged. "Fine, fine. But I don't know HOW I'll pick up femmes in the piece of junk…"

-

The red Lamborghini pulled up to the mall entrance. Already, girls who were regulars at the mall had learned of this mysterious man with the mousy brown hair who drove a red Lambo to the mall. They squealed as he exited the car, like he was a superstar or something. He just brushed the hair out of his eyes modestly, as he was swarmed by girls, asking for his phone number.

They followed him everywhere…literally, mind you. When he went to get a smoothie, the shop selling them never had such a turnout as Side's fans bought the exact same drink he got. When he went to the food court, girls already there cleared out of their seats to make room for him. "Soo, stranger." Said one of the more bold ones. "What's your name?"

"Name's Sideswipe, ladies." They all squealed, "Sideswipe! What a great name!"

"Sides!" The male turned to see his brother, walking over, waving, and being pursued by a large crowd of fans. Sideswipe's fans blinked. "You have a twin?!" they said in amazement, as though they had never seen such a thing. "Yep, and he's ten times more charming than I'll ever be, ladies." He said, voice still as modest as ever. "You sellout." Said Sunny good naturedly. "I'm not that charming…ok, maybe I am." He laughed.

You could tell, they were having fun with this.

As the hour grew late, both took off in their former alt modes back to the Autobot base.

-

"Wow…we've only been human for a few days and we've already got crazy fangirls…" Sunny said from his recharge bed, which had been outfitted with pillows and blankets as he couldn't sleep on the metal surface anymore. "Maybe we should lay low for a while…" The Twins laughed. "Ah, Sunny, you always know how to make me laugh…" Sides said drowsily, as his eyelids grew heavy.

"Night, Bro."

"Night."

Wow, that was harder than it looked.

This is the first time I've ever written using humans before…it's hard.