not meow not evfur
carcinoGeneticist [CG] logged on.
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arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG].
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AC: :33 karkitty!
CG: WHAT THE FUCK I JUST LOGGED IN NOT EVEN TWO SECODNS AGO AND YOU'RE ALREADY BUGGING ME.
AC: :33 you just had purrfect timing
CG: WHAT THE FUCK EVER. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT ANYWAY?
AC: :33 *ac pulls at karkitty to show him her shipping wall*
CG: I HAVE NO INTENT OF LOOKING AT YOUR FUCKING WALL OF STUPID MAKE BELIEVE PAIRINGS, NEPETA.
AC: :33 *ac frowns* you should open your eyes and s33 that my ships are almost just like your romcoms!
CG: THEY ARE NOTHING LIKE THE MOVIES I WATCH. MY MOVIES HAVE MEANING AND SOCIOLOGICAL STANDING. YOU JUST TRY TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL LIKE THEY NEED TO LIKE EACH OTHER BECAUSE THEY ARE ON THAT FUCKING WALL.
AC: :33 but meow that dave and terezi are red i have to change it
CG: NO ONE GIVES TWO FUCKS ABOUT THEM BECOMING RED. IT'S STUPID. HE'S A GODDAMN HUMAN. STRIDER IS A USELESS PIECE OF SHIT WHO SHOULDN'T GO FUCKING NEAR A SHIP WALL.
AC: :33 well its too late
CG: WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I'M DEFINITELY NOT LOOKING AT THE SHIT WALL NOW. I'M FUCKING GOING NOW. BYE.
AC: :33 but karkitty...
CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
AC: :33 *ac sighs* its pawssible to be with another troll
CG: WHOEVER SAID I WANTED TO BE WITH TEREZI. FUCK THAT.
AC: :33 well the shipping wall
CG: NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE DAMN SHIPPING WALL.
AC: :33 *ac pulls at karkitty again for him to look*
CG: FUCKING FINE. I WILL LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING SHRINE OF STUPID SHIPS. GODDAMMIT.
AC: :33 *ac drags karkitty over to the middle of shipping wall* s33?
CG: WHY THE FUCK IS TEREZI THERE WITH ME. I DON'T FUCKING LIKE HER.
AC: :33 *ac shakes her head*
CG: FINE IT'S KINDA FUCKING NICE TO SEE US TOGETHER. FUCK I DIDN'T SAY THAT. GODDAMMIT. DON'T TELL HER.
AC: :33 you are fur-lushed fur her
CG: MAYBE A LITTLE. BUT DON'T FUCKING EVER REPEAT THAT.
AC: :33 i will furget i heard anything.
CG: GOOD. NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS OVER HERE?
AC: :33 *ac grabs karkittys arm* secret part of the wall
CG: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A SECRET PART? IF YOU FUCKING MADE ME LOOK I BETTER SEE THE WHOLE GODDAMN THING.
AC: :33 you can't s33 it not meow not evfur
CG: JUST FUCKING LET ME SEE IT. GODDAMMIT, NEPETA.
AC: :33 i said no
CG: I DON'T FUCKING CARE. I WANNA FUCKING SEE IT. IT'S PROBABLY SOME SICK SHIP YOU KEEP FUCKING SECRET BECAUSE OF HOW DAMN WEIRD IT IS.
AC: :33 h33h33 no you just cant look
CG: FUCKING MOVE SO I CAN SEE.
AC: :33 no dont look
CG: WHY THE FUCK HAVE YOU WRITTEN "OTP" UNDER A PICTURE OF US? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, LEIJON?
AC: :33 i told you not to look
CG: WELL YOU FUCKING TEMPTED ME. NOW WHAT THE FUCK?
AC: :33 …
CG: OH FUCK. DON'T BE QUIET. I FUCKING SUCK.
AC: :33 no its okay...
CG: NO IT'S NOT. I KNOW HOW IT FUCKING FEELS TO BE FLUSHED FOR SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T TREAT YOU THE SAME. FUCK.
AC: :33 its fine
CG: NO IT'S FUCKING NOT. I'M SORRY I'M SUCH A SHITTY FRIEND, NEPETA.
AC: :33 you are a purrfect friend
CG: NO I'M NOT I FUCKING SUCK. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN AND GODDAMMIT I AM SORRY. I SHOULD HAVE NEVER LOOKED AT THE ONE DAMN SPOT YOUTOLD ME NOT TO.
AC: :33 i told you not to
CG: FUCK I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED.
AC: :33 its okay
CG: I'LL JUST FUCKING GO BEFORE I FUCK UP AGAIN. JEGUS I FUCKING SUCK AT BEING A FRIEND AND LEADER.
AC: :33 you are a purrfect friend and leader...
CG: NO I'M FUCKING NOT. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. AGAIN... I'M REALLY FUCKING SORRY.
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carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling aresenicCatnip [AC]