20 things you can do to
Annoy the akatsuki
1. Tell Pein/Pain that you are a better god than him.
2. Call Kisame names like Jaws, Nemo, Nessie or any other names related to sea creatures.
3. Replace Deidara's clay with playdoh' then blame Sasori.
4. Chase Konan with a scissor.
5. Steal Kakuzu's money and put it in Hidan's room.
6. When talkin to Hidan insult his religion then run fast as hell.
7. Give Itachi wrinkle cream.
8. When Zetsu walks past you, spray him with weed killer.
9. Walk up to Tobi with a lollipop and ask if he wants it. When he says yes (he always says yes to a lollipop) you say " No! Because Tobi has been a bad boy!" then walk away licking the lollipop.
10. Ask Sasori why he plays with dolls. When he says " I don't play with dolls " you tease him with an electric pen and scream " Liar! ".
11. For Itachi's birthday give him a guide dog.
12. Ask Deidara frequently if he's a woman or a man.
13. Give everyone stupid nicknames for example :
Itachi – Weasel-kun
Deidara – Clay freak
Sasori – Dolly-chan
Kakuzu – Cashier
Zetsu – Marijuana
Hidan – Jashins bitch
Pein/Pain – Wannabe
Kisame – Fish 'n chips
Tobi – Creepy dude
Konan – Miss paper cut
14. Give Tobi a lot of candy then lock him in a room with all the other Akatsuki members.
15. At meetings yell "I disagree" every time someone suggest something.
16. Stalk Itachi all day and when he asks why, say "I'm waiting for you to have a mental breakdown".
17. Every time you see Konan start sing Barneys theme song until she twitches every time she hears some one say "I love you" .
18. Show Kisame the yaoi pictures of him and Itachi.
19. Dye Hidans hair hot pink and paint his entire room in different shades of pink.
20. Hack the TV* so every time some one turns it on the Exorcist pic pops up.
* In my story they have TV so just deal with it.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Naruto or the Akatsuki and I never will. It's so sad TT_TT *sob* they belong to Masashi Kishimoto-sensei
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