Fredward decided to throw the flare. Launched in a blast of sparks and color,
the flare flew through the open window onto the neighboring walkway. A bystander
walks past and takes the now dying flare and sets themselves on fire, sprints down
the pier and dives into the ocean. This is the signal to the cops, they pull up to
the ragged shack as the boat pulls away with Fredward at the wheel.
Fredward turns, pulling his aviators down to hide his eyes, which were
watering beacuse of the sea salt spraying from the wake of the boat. The sun
was setting over the bay, reflecting onto the calm water. The cops watched in
disbelief as Fredward rowed into the middle of the bay, stood up, and cried out.
"THIS IS FOR SHELLY!" He pulled out a gun.
He began to shoot wildly, firing everywhere. He screamed, "There is
no life!" and then dove into the water. The cops stood bewildered. They had
never seen a spectacle so bizarre. They stood for a while, watching the water begin
to calm. Fredward never emerged. little did they know, Fredward had a longstanding pact
with the eel-people of Arkana.
Never before had the eel-people, more commonly known as the Munchies, ever recieved a guest as
they did with Fredward. Unlike normal men, Fredward was blessed with an amazing gift, the gift of
unbelievable charisma. His gift allowed him to dominate the weak-minded Munchies with simple words.
To the Munchies, Fredward became a God of sorts, a new deity of their religion. Fredward, unable to
breathe underwtaer, as he was not truly a God, had to come up for air quite quickly and return to land as
he also did not have much stamina, in any sense of the word. Contrary to popular belief about the history of
Fredward, this entire encounter and domination of the Munchies only occurred in a matter of minutes,
just as long as Fredward could hold his people believe that this took months upon
months for Fredward to accomplish, but, they weren't there. I was there, I was with him when he worked
his magic over the Munchies. Luckily for Fredward, the Munchies don't hold their deitys too dear to
them and allowed him to go without a fight, a good thing too as the Munchies are renowned for their
skill in war.