The San Andreas Times
The Carl Johnson Story
"Yeah, I know him, he's the one that got away. I don't know where he went, though."
"He's that one guy that got away."
"He, might be, wha... How can we not get him?"
"He's a cold blooded killer."
"He's crazy."
No matter where you go, no matter what police station you visit, you will always hear the stories of CJ Johnson, the one that got away. Nobody knows where he is. Nobody knows what he does. Most personel on the Police force just know him as, "The Person That Got Away." We know him as the cop killing, hydra smuggling, street racing, car jacking, casino heist mastermind of the state of San Andreas. He's been spotted in multiple places, he's been chased multiple times, but nobody can seem to get him. He will take all chances he has to get away, kill anyone in his way. He's worked with his brother Sweet, Ryder, Woozie, and other major crime lords in San Andreas. In this edition of "The San Andreas Times", we will venture into why this guy can't be caught.
It was a cold, cold day in Los Venturas. A normal day too, just buisiness is flowing like usuall, but it isn't a normal day for CJ, no, he's going to steal a Hydra, a military class jet. From reports from investigators on the scene, it seems like drove a boat from his starting spot, then he jumped out and swam into the closing Navy ship. There he snuck onto the Ship. He was carrying a silenced pistol, his weapon of choice for these types of missions. Back to the story, he apprently killed 2 guards at first. Then, he snuck up to the middle of the ship, apprently killing a number of armed guards on the way, from there, he disarmed the SAM launchers. Then, he silently sneaked to the Hydras, stealing one of them with ease. He lifted off, but we had him covered, we soon sent 2 Hydras after him, with a feirce dogfight, he managed to destroy both of them. Then, he flew over to the dam, and destroyed 4 spy ships. Then, we never saw him after that. This is only one of the his perilous plots that's caused mass damage. He is one of the most dangorous, most wanted criminals of all time in the state of San Andreas. If you see him, cops warn you, he might kill you. He always carries around a weapon, he's not afraid to beat you to death. He always has some income of cash. Report immediently if you see him.
-Sean H. (the san andreas times editor)