The Christmas List to Santa
Aidou: And for Christmas I want a magic pony pretty perfume kit with the matching make up that goes with it. I also want a hamster! One that is bright orange!
Akatsuki: That is so gay.
Santa: Well, little girl-
Akatsuki: I'm a boy. *dead serious*
Santa: Well....uh. Little Boy! What would you like?
Akatsuki: I want a flaming red motor cycle with a pretty princess pony painted printed on it. I also want a flame red pretty princess crown helmet. And I also need a NEW Selena Gomez doll because SOMEONE(Zero) ate my old one. Ow! Santa!
Santa: What?
Akatsuki: You touched my butt!!! PERVERT!!!!!
Santa: Calm down, little girl.
Akatsuki: I'M A BOY!!!!!!!
Zero: My turn! *pushes the girl/boy off Santa/PERVERT's lap.
Santa: Next.
Zero: Nooo! (girl shriek) *hugs Santa* Yuuki, take a picture!
Yuuki: *takes picture*
Santa: Now what do you want?
Zero: Did Akatsuki ask for a Selena Gaymez doll?
Santa: Who? That girl?
Zero: Yes.
Kaname and Aidou: *glare*
Santa: Just tell me what you freakin want!!!!
Zero: That's not nice, Santi.
Santa: If you don't tell me I will make you leave! Where's your mom?
Zero: DEAD!!!!
Santa: No. Where's your mother.
Zero: She's dead and now I want her for Christmas. So I want:
1. My mom.
2. All Hannah Montana concert tickets
3. The new Hannah Montana soundtrack
4. The NEW Hannah Montana doll (I HAVE all the old ones)
Akatsuki: Yes! I took four of them as payback!
Zero: You What?!!!!
Santa: Just get back to naming the crap you want!
Zero: Oh Santi!!!! Anyway,
5. The HM car
6. The HM cruise ship
7. The HM helicopter with the matching plane (pink)
8. ALL HM shirts with matching sunglasses
9.-
Santa: How many freakin' things do you freakin' want?!!!!!
Zero: A lot. We're just scratching the surface.
Santa: Next.
Zero: What?
Santa: *shoves Zero off lap*
Kaname: *refuses to sit on Santa's lap*
Santa: Well then what do you want?
Kaname: *screams* I WANT YUUKI!!!!!
Samantha: *stands up-pissed* Hello!!!!! You're going out with me!
Kaname: Right. Let's keep this a secret between you and I.
Santa: Right..... I know how you feel. I'm going out with Jack Frost's wife.
Kaname: Santa!!!! That is!!! Nice....
Santa: Thank you. Now what do you want?
Kaname: WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!
Santa: How about we split it. Then we can rule the world.
Kaname: Sounds like a deal....
Santa: NOW GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!
4 girls walk up to Santa. (They're girlfriends)
Santa: What would you like?
Girls: Normal boyfriends.
THE END!!!
By: Casey, Lauren, Andy, and Sami.