Yuki-chan: Hi! I'm Yuki-chan and I'm going to be sharing this account with my BFF Clair. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Clair-sama's account only the idea for this story. I know that there are a vast amount of people that have done Akatsuki-turned animal fanfics but I came up with this one so if you have written a story similar to this one I have not read it so I am not responsible or any similarities. Claimer: I own the Ikustaka and the random characters that pop in and out of the story.
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Yuki-chan: *has a major WTFudge?! face on* Ummm…YEAH! If you don't like Mary-sues you may not want to read my stories cause that's what the characters are. So…yeah…enjoy if at all possible.
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Oh My Jashin! Kitties!
Chapter One: Kitty-katsuki meet the Ikustaka Akatsuki POV
"This is ridiculous,un." Deidara growled a Tobi who was batting at his tail. Yeah you didn't hear me wrong I said TAIL. Pein hissed at the members of the Akatsuki that were talkin/fighting. The group quieted and stood in a circle around the orange cat. Pein's Rinnegan located the Akatsuki apprentice who cowered slightly under the leader's icy gaze.
"Tobi, what caused this…unexpected outcome?" Pein's voice sent shivers down his organization's backs. Tobi whimpered, his head lowered and his tail tucked between his legs in a gesture of submission. The sound of footsteps ceased Pein's light glare as his ears perked up to detect who or what was heading towards them.
Itachi's eyes widened when his Sharingan detected approaching Chakra signals. Hidan was in a hunter's crouch his claws out and eyes narrowed as he prepared to spring in a split second. Kakuzu copied his partner. Tobi was still in his submissive crouch shivering slightly. Kisame sat on his haunches looking utterly bored, yet with a smirk showing his shark-like teeth on his muzzle. Konan sat beside Pein tensed and sliding her claws in and out as she listened to the approaching noises.
Deidara was standing on all fours his fur bristling, the eye not covered by his fringe narrowed, the pupil turning into a slit. Sasori was lying down one muddy-brown eye staring at the direction the footsteps were coming from. Zetsu was glaring at the sky. They could all hear faint talking and strained to hear what the voices were saying. When they did hear however the topic of the conversation utterly confused them.
The footsteps stopped a few feet from the box and two female voices were heard. "Tori I swear to BOTH Leader-sama and Jashin-sama," The name of Hidan's God caught the entire Akatsuki's attention, especially Hidan's."that I will turn you into a piece of my art if you don't stop insulting my hand-mouths, yeah" Another female voice sounded in reply to the first girl. "Which 'art' will you use Dara-sempei? Tori wants to know! Eternal or Fleeting? Which one Dara-Sempei?" The girl identified as Dara replied simply. "Fleeting,un." The other girl called Tori 'eeeeked' and footsteps were heard rushing towards the box containing the kitty criminals.(A/N: kitty criminals…*snickers* I just had a funny thought to accompany that phrase)
"Dara-sempei! There is a box on leader-sama's porch what do we do with it?" Tori's voice was much closer now and the Akatski's ears flattened against their heads because of the volume. Dara was heard walking towards Tori and the box of kitties. "I don't know,un. If it's on leader-sama's front porch we should take it in, yeah." A sudden lift in gravity signaled to the Akatsuki members that the box they occupied was being lifted into the air. "Ok Dara-sempei! I'll take the box in!" The criminals all heard the sigh that sounded from Dara. The jangle of keys was heard and a faint creaking of a wooden door hinges opening before Dara called out.
"Leader-sama! We're back!"
Yuki-chan:Yeah…hope you enjoyed! Ja Nee~!