Don't mind me. Just writing another story.
On with the show.
Dear Allie,
This may seem odd, writing a letter instead of communicating with you, but I just can't say this up front. Allie, you know we've been friends for a long time, right? Well, I adore your company, and you seem to understand me very well, as Ed and Eddy does. Probably more, in fact...
I'm sorry, please ignore that last part. It's just, you know I was not one with females. I wasn't fond with Sarah, as she was with me, because 1) That's Ed younger sister, and 2) She frightens me. Marie, the same with Sarah, I wasn't fond of her. You don't know how many times she kisses me every time she sees me. However, Nazz. Sweet, pleasant Nazz. Her beauty enlightens me, and her personality is remarkable. She makes my heart beat every time I see her...similar to every time I see you.
It seems strange, but you remind me of Nazz. You both are alike, but at the same time, different. What I'm trying to say is that you're a great girl, you make me feel like me, you always brighten my day, and I...love...
Being friends with you! Yes, that's what I was trying to say.
Oh, dear. There goes Eddy with his unpleasant screaming. I guess, that is all I need to say, for now.
This is to you, Allie. From me...Edd.
Sincerely,
Edd